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Sh*t happened 12/10/15: Enterprise Florida’s fuzzy numbers, Oldsmar’s questionable drinking water & more

Breathe easy, friends: This particular round-up of yesterday's news contains no mentions of a particular, popular wild-haired carrot who misinterpreted overhead snatches of Fox News whilst growing in a wild patch alongside the beltway, and subsequently decided it needed to constantly spew bile in order to successfully infiltrate humanity. Try not to die of surprise: […]

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