Did someone say sh*tting robot?

We members of the media often get told that if we're not getting called ugly names, we're not doing it right. Strangers call us names all the time, often anonymously via internet comments because they're sad trolls. This reporter was recently called a "tool" by someone angered by her coverage of the St. Pete Pier…

J.B. Ball’s humor makes him tonight’s headliner

MVP: J.B. Ball has won more than his share of stand-up comedy contests, and he shows why with a headlining set at Side Splitters tonight. J.B. Ball isn't just formidable competition in stand-up comedy contests. More often than not, he's the last man standing. He won the March Madness competition at Side Splitters, which pitted…

Sh*t happened 5/14/15: Alan Grayson is kind of a tool

It's Thursday. Hey, ho, let's go: If you're not yet mortified to be a resident of such a jacked-up state, rest easy knowing that Alan Grayson, Democrat, noted knob and our esteemed representative for Florida's 9th congressional district — and one of the guys eyeing Rubio's Senate seat — called Tampa Bay Times politics editor…

Poet’s notebook: Aisle see you at the grocery

My supermarket is bigger than your supermarket That’s what America’s all about Nowhere am I happier nowhere am I more myself… You can take America’s pulse in our supermarkets. Upbeat, fearful, hopeful: These emotions float in the aisles, along with aromas from oranges, coffee, and Stilton cheese. A while back, around Christmas time, we were…

Times calls Gov. Scott a socialist

If you're looking for Governor Rick Scott, you can probably find him in the Burn Ward today. That's because the Tampa Bay Times zinged him so hard in an editorial entitled "Rick Scott, Florida's Socialist Governor." Not a nice thing to say, given that Governor Scott hate, hate, hates socialism. In fact, the Affordable Care…

Sh*t happened 5/13/15: Bolts advance, monkey breeding

All right! You made it halfway through the week. Great to see you here. Before we go any further, though, let's speak of hockey victories, ill-advised media mergers and terrifying primate diseases, shall we? The Lightning beat the Montreal Canadiens 4-1, and will be advancing to the Eastern Conference final to play either the New…

Buckhorn says “shame” on Rick Scott; Scott remains shameless

At an event in Tampa today, Tampa Mayor (and possible Democratic contender for governor in 2018) Bob Buckhorn  said Governor Rick Scott should feel bad about not supporting Medicaid expansion in Florida, Tampa Bay Times columnist Sue Carlton wrote earlier. "Shame on this governor," Buckhorn said. "Shame on this Legislature. They need to get back to…

Pinellas commission gives preliminary thumbs up to arts funding

Since 2011, Pinellas has been the only county in the state without a cultural affairs division. County commissioners voted to omit Pinellas' robust cultural affairs department at a time when, as Commissioner Ken Welch put it, the county was cutting department funding, even the sheriff's office, by an average of 35 percent. At the same…

Lightning’s Ryan Callahan sidelined after emergency appendectomy

The Lightning’s right wing Ryan Callahan was sidelined Monday evening after being sent to the hospital and undergoing an emergency appendectomy. After the morning skate today, Coach Cooper said that doctors got to it before it was really bad and that the appendix hadn’t ruptured. When asked about Callahan's recovery time, Cooper joked, “How long…

Thoughts on Mad Men‘s “The Milk and Honey Route”

For a penultimate episode this was a strange one, even by Mad Men standards. We didn’t see three big parts of the main cast — Roger, Joan, and Peggy — at all. We did, however, get extended time with Don, Pete, and Betty. Since so much happened in this episode let’s break down what exactly…

George Zimmerman injured in “road-rage” shooting

Violent melees involving Orlando-area neighborhood watch guy George Zimmerman (you remember—the guy acquitted in 2012 the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, a black teenager) are no longer surprising to us. What surprises us about the latest incident, which happened this afternoon, is that he was the one who got shot in an incident in Lake…

The Laugh Tract — Who’s Bringing the Funny

Heeere's Fluffy! Gabriel Iglesias plays the Sun Dome Friday night. Do you like animated, energetic comedians? Low-key, clever writers? Comedy hypnotists? Musician/comedians? How about a parody show? Maybe someone famous, or a local talent? Whatever you want to see, something should appeal to you this weekend. The great thing about having so many venues is…

The REAL Florida Man

Generally when we see the words “Florida Man” in the headlines, they’re followed by fantastically absurd sentences like “Tries to Convince Woman to Buy, Cook, Eat Iguanas Duct-Taped to His Bike,” or, “Eats Homeless Man’s Face Off.” These types of headlines have pegged Florida Man as batshit-bananas. In all fairness, because Florida Men are always…

Police Chief Castor gets friendly sendoff

In case you were curious, now-former Tampa Police Chief Jane Castor and Tampa area Congresswoman Kathy Castor are of no relation. “We get asked that all the time," the Congresswoman said at Chief Castor's retirement party Friday afternoon at the Tampa Convention Center, and it's no wonder: Both graduated from Chamberlain High School and both…

News Service of Florida files suit against SaintPetersBlog

If you do the news, you never want to be in the news. But two of our favorite news sources are both in the news at the moment, and appear to be having a news fight. One is the News Service of Florida, an outlet that offers content on a subscription basis, and allows media outlets…

Negotiations for (and probably petitions against) Pier Park to begin

It wouldn't be a meeting about the Pier if it weren't obscenely long and drawn out, now, would it? After hours of dramatic, sometimes teary-eyed public comment, a good grilling of the Pier Park's design team and an, um, spirited debate among certain council members, the St. Pete City Council Thursday afternoon agreed to move…


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