May 20-26, 2010

May 20-26, 2010 / Vol. 23 / No. 10

DVD Review: Bob Hope — Thanks for the Memories Collection

For many people who grew up during the 1960s and '70s, they can't recall a time when Bob Hope wasn't on television or entertaining the troops. Who didn't groan at his corny one-liners? And yet, who can forget his boundless energy, generosity to his fellow performers and superb showmanship? Although I was never a huge…

Do It This Weekend: St. Pete’s City Scramble scavenger hunt, The Vagina Monologues at American Stage, restART show at Orpheum, a team poetry slam and more

Saturday's City Scramble is The Amazing Race, St. Pete-style. The five-mile race pits teams of two people (no more, no less) against each other to scamper around St. Petersburg (strictly by foot) looking for clues and completing challenges. And what’s a scavenger hunt/race these days without the use of digital devices? Teams have to take…

On the Radar: Sacred Sounds Team Poetry Slam Competition

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendars for. On Saturday, enjoy the art of spoken word and some fierce performance poetry at the Sacred Sounds Team Poetry Slam Competition. Four poetry teams from around the state compete with their best rhymes and lyrical prose for a prize of…

CD review: Black Tusk, Taste the Sin

Savannah is apparently becoming a new blip on the metal music radar as of late.  Hometowners Baroness released The Blue Record last year to across-the-board, critical praise, and rightfully so.  For a genre so muddled in one-trick-poniness, The Blue Record ‘s unrestrained creative scope and fucking brutal delivery could easily serve as a songwriting-by-numbers for…

Has the campaign to find the Tampa Bay Rays a new ballpark begun?

Hours before the Tampa Bay Rays invaded the country's media capital last week and dismantled the New York Yankees two nights in a row, the group charged with assessing the Rays' stadium needs was presenting its final report to the Hillsborough County Commission. Craig Sher and Alan Bomstein from A Baseball Coalition (ABC) spoke about…

Key West residents express anger over oil spill through graffiti

Tensions are flying high in the Florida Keys as we approach the 40th day of the oil gusher from the Deep Horizon rig; local residents have taken to graffiti to express anger towards BP (that has 65% interest in the rig). The acts of vandalism may be in response to reports of tar balls washing…

X-rated fan mail: Rebecca responds to your questions

As a voice for alternative lifestyles, I get a lot of emails with questions regarding how to handle certain sexual situations.  Here are two recent ones I thought interesting enough to share, along with my advice. So…it's that time of month for your wife…she starts a day later than usual because her birth control dose…

Tampa Bay Lightning name Steve Yzerman General Manager

It was announced in a press conference Tuesday at the St Pete Times Forum that NHL Hall of Fame member Steve Yzerman will be the 6th general manager in team history. In making the announcement, Lightning owner Jeff Vinik said he "came to the very strong conclusion that Steve is the right man to bring…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: Tame Impala (with video)

A few years ago, Perth, Western Australia native Kevin Parker (vocals, guitar, drums) formed his first band, Dee Dee Drums.  In 2007 after winning a few band competitions (apparently those are big in Australia), he changed the name to Tame Impala and changed the line up to include childhood friend Dominic Simper (bass guitar) and…

Restaurant Review: The Hangar Restaurant and Flight Lounge

The Hangar Restaurant and Flight Lounge 3 stars 541 First St. SE, St. Petersburg, 727-823-7767 or thehangarstpete.com The new Hangar Restaurant and Flight Lounge at downtown St. Petersburg’s Albert Whitted Airport is an interesting choice for Steve Westphal’s third bayfront eatery. His Parkshore Grill blazed a trail for new concepts on Beach Boulevard, and 400…

CD review: The Expendables, Prove It (with video)

On Prove It — the fifth installment of The Expendables album stash — the punk rocking Santa Cruz outfit continues to prove their ability to blend distinctly different sounds: emphatic, mosh-ready metal and smooth, message-ridden reggae. From the first chord played on the album’s opening track “How Many Times,” the reggae metalheads jam out their…

Grief, mourning, and sex

When I was 21-years-old someone close to me was murdered. As a way of coping with my grief, I turned to sex as a means to feel. This was the first time, though not the last, that mourning impacted my sexuality (the emotional, intellectual, and physical aspect of sexual attraction and expression). I became completely…

BP decides not use hair booms for oil cleanup

Concerned citizens trying to do what little they can to help clean up the BP oil spill have hit a setback: According to an Associated Press story, BP and the U.S. Coast Guard have stated that they will not be  using hair booms to absorb the oil. Organizations like Matter of Trust have been collecting…

Rick Scott debuts his live act in Tampa, Bill Nelson calls on the military to take over control of oil spill problem in the Gulf, and President Obama responds to cries of protecting the border on illegal immigration: Mitch Perry Report 5.26.10

We have a round-up of much of the news on the oil spill and how it affected Florida yesterday.   We're not sure if Bill Nelson's call for the military to take over the clean up operation of the spill makes sense, but the man obviously isn't content to just complain about the situation; Perhaps later…

Volunteer for Reverb’s summer music concert Eco-Villages (and watch the headlining acts for free)

Reverb, the non-profit organization that "greens" music tours, is looking for eco-conscious volunteers to man their Eco-Villages during some big name concerts this summer. The Eco-Villages are set up to give concertgoers an education in being greener through environmental displays and interactive activities. These Eco-Villages host other environmental organizations as well,  and even offer a…

Obama to request $500 million for border security and add 1,200 agents to southern border (with video of Arizona state Senator calling for new immigration bill in Arizona)

The Washington Post is reporting this afternoon that President Obama plans to announce that he wants to add 1,200 National Guard troops to the southern border and request $500 million in extra money for border security.  It's in direct response to Republican criticism that he needs to do more about border security before working on…

CD review: The National, High Violet (with video)

Though The National has enjoyed some widespread attention — Barack Obama selected "Fake Empire" and "Mr. November" as campaign songs, and Google featured the band in one of their infamous, first-ever commercials to the point that it seems like the ad was more of an endorsement for the band than for the search engine —…

Previously on Lost: “The End”

[Editor's Note: For more on Lost, check out the CL Lost podcast.] Ah, the end. The tears weren't flowing as freely as I thought they would during Sunday night's hours-long extravaganza. But I feel truly saddened that such an entertaining piece of culture has come to an end (and truly saddened about how geeky that…

Ybor mystery cars: High art? Viral marketing?

Has anyone else seen this, or any other hyper-colored, breakfast-branded cars around the Bay Area as of late?  CL staffers have recently spotted Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Reese's Cups and other brand-themed vehicles around our offices.  What's the deal?  Big, comprehensive art piece on corporate takeover in America?  Viral marketing?  Some dude who just really…

Andrew Silverstein – Contributor

Andrew Silverstein is a hungry college student fueled by a blazing inner-cocktail of espresso-laced coffee, brotherly love and an endless loathing of stoplights. The scroll the University of South Florida gives him this upcoming December mentions some shenanigans about being a "journalist" or something. Between me and you though, it’s just a guise to ask…

Music DVD review: Tobacco, Fucked Up Friends Part 2 (with video)

To accompany the music of Black Moth Super Rainbow and Tobacco a strange series of hilarious, violent, random, and disarming found-footage projected behind the band during their live performances was released in 2007; that sequence constituted Tobacco’s (aka Tom Fec, aka Black Moth Super Rainbow) Fucked Up Friends DVD. The sequel Fucked Up Friends Part…

CD review: David Cross, Bigger & Blackerer

If you aren't into fringe/hipster comedy, David Cross is that weird guy with glasses who always used to crop up in the cooler shows and movies—the loser clerk from Men in Black, the loser husband from Arrested Development, the loser whatever from a million different episodes of a million different above-average sitcoms. If you are…

New music releases out this Tuesday, May 25: Stone Temple Pilots, Widespread Panic, Far, Crystal Castles, Rev. Peyton’s Big Damn Band and more (with video + audio)

This week’s new music releases. To see last week’s breakdown of releases (out May 18), click here; and for releases out May 11, click here. Marc Antony, Iconos (Sony) Black Tusk, Taste The Sin (Relapste) Sludge rock from Savannah; stay tuned for a review… Crystal Castles, Crystal Castles (Fiction) The second self-titled album from the…

Florida’s Race to the Top for federal education funding

Congresswoman Kathy Castor, and leaders in Tampa Bay education are optimistic about their chances of winning Phase two in the Race to the Top fund. Florida’s application for Phase two will be its second, and final chance of receiving federal funding for Florida schools. Applications for Phase two are due Thursday, May 27. Up to…

Ed Hardy condoms designed to prevent douche-bag babies

Like a fashion STD, Ed Hardy has expanded into every form of merchandise from lip gloss, to hand sanitizer, to champagne. While it has been branded as the official douche uniform, thus losing much of its appeal to trendy clubsters, Ed Hardy continues to be purchased by the lowest form of douche-bag—-the imitation douche who…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events: Memorial Day 2010 edition

Wednesday, May 26: The NoHo Bistro Wine Wednesdays. The wine and tapas change weekly, so come back regularly and bring your BFFs, blind dates, co-workers, boy/girlfriends or, hell, someone else’s boyfriend. $15 for two glasses of wine paired with two tapas. 1714 N. Armenia Ave., Tampa (813-514-0691) Thursday, May 27: SideBern's Grill & Chill BBQ.…

Amendment 4 (Hometown Democracy) roundtable debate at SPC: Wednesday, May 26

Amendment 4, a topic affecting all Floridians is up for vote this November. The citizens have a huge stake in growth decisions that will influence our community's future. St. Petersburg College's Clearwater Campus (2465 Drew Street, Clearwater, Florida) will host an Amendment 4 round-table debate in the Fine Arts Auditorium, Wednesday, May 26, 2010 beginning…

David Byrne sues Governor Charlie Crist

According to Billboard, Talking Heads frontman David Byrne filed a civil suit early Monday afternoon against Florida Governor and Senate candidate Charlie Crist. Byrne is seeking $1 million in damages after Crist and his senatorial campaign used the Talking Heads' 1985 song "Road to Nowhere" in an attack ad against his then-opponent, Marco Rubio, in…

On the Radar: restART show at Orpheum

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming arts events to mark your calendars for. Spring into summer (since the heatwave is already here) with some kickass art and music at the restART Spring Forward Show at The Orpheum. It’s the equivalent of the Bat Signal for hipsters, with more than 25 vis-artists showcasing…

Do It Today: Gil Mantera brings Spandexed stripper moves to the stage at Crowbar, a wrap party for Hair and a book signing for The Cigar Maker

Ohio’s Gil Mantera's Party Dream (pictured), the electro synth-pop duo-turned-trio — guitarist/singer Ultimate Donny and keyboardist/vocoder singer Gil Mantera brought on drummer A.E. Paterra as an official touring member after the three recorded 2009’s Dreamscape — throws outrageous dance parties with their bizarre WWE-meets-strip club-meets-performance art antics, complete with spandex, gold chains and bare-chested masculinity…

NFL owners to rue the day if they award Super Bowl to New Jersey

At 4 p.m. on Tuesday the NFL Network will broadcast live from Irving, Texas the announcement about what region of the country will get to host 2014 – New York/New Jersey, Tampa, or Miami. Or, excuse me, "South Florida," as the NFL advertises Miami, so as to make the folks in Palm Beach and Broward…

Content ownership, who holds it on Facebook

Your intention was to share a snapshot of hilarity or to show off your great photography skills, but what you didn’t intend was Facebook co-owning the material that you uploaded. In the Terms & Conditions, Facebook states that using the site means you agree that the company can use your material for commercial, royalty-free purposes.…

Jessica Respondek – Contributor

Jessica Respondek was raised an average Midwestern girl whose family relocated to Florida when she was 10 years old. While Jessica has not always been consciously "green," she has always been frugal as taught by her grandmother who lived through the Great Depression. After living in various places like Wahiawa, HI and Daufuskie Island, SC, the environment caught…

Debra Lynn Dadd

Debra Lynn Dadd has been a leading authority on nontoxic and green living since 1982. She is the author of Home Safe Home and Really Green, and has an extensive website with a Q&A blog and large directory of websites that sell green products. Debra has also been studying sustainability since 1987 and is working…

Patrick Donovan – Contributor

Pat Donovan grew up in Wareham Massachusetts a lifelong New York Giants, New York Mets and Los Angeles Lakers fan (it's a long story). Shortly after moving to Tampa, Pat began his career in sports broadcasting co-hosting a couple of shows and covering teams in town including the Tampa Bay Devil Rays starting in 2007.…

Lisa Custer – Contributor

Lisa is a native of Florida who appreciates its ecosystem and beauty. She believes firmly in living an eco-friendly lifestyle and is busy raising her young son to do the same. She runs the website GoingGreenTampa, a directory of Tampa area businesses and events that are eco-friendly. She hopes the site will make it easier for others…

BP prepares ‘top kill’ in next plan to plug oil well

It has been more than one month after the Deepwater Horizon explosion, and BP is still attempting to find a way to stop oil from pouring out into the Gulf of Mexico. BP's latest endeavor involves a complex process called a "top kill," wherein thick drilling mud and cement (heavier than oil or water) will…

Sign up for Gulf alert SMS text messaging

The Unified Area Command is launching a new text message alert system for public use today. Anyone may sign up to get alerts of interest from the Deepwater Horizon/BP Response Team. Text message alerts are organized by both information categories and by state. Below is a list of key words for text messaging. These will…

CL Party Pics: Red Square at Orpheum (5-22-10)

After a week break DJs Rig and Noi are back to sink or swim Red Square Saturdays. That's right: another packed Saturday night at the Orpheum. The Party: Red Square Saturdays at the Orpheum in Ybor City. $12 all you can drink, sink or swim well liquors and draft PBR. This club is 18 and…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Season 6, Ep. 16 “The End”

Welcome back, fans of the CL's Lost podcast! On today's podcast, the crew of Host Joe, London, Ham Gravy, Fat Jesus and Producer Stephen attempt to make sense of Lost's grand finale, entitled "The End." We hope you like what you hear. And please check back Wednesday evening for one more, final Lost podcast where…

Mike Corcoran – Contributor

A self described sports nut specializing in hockey, I have covered the Lightning for the past two years and also worked in AM sports radio, mostly as a producer. I also created and co-hosted my own hockey show. I've had the opportunity to cover a Superbowl, a World Series and a plethora of Rays games.…

Tampa Bay Lightning search for a new front office

First things first, for all of you familiar with my radio work or my work covering the Lightning, thank you for following me over to Creative Loafing. For those of you that have no idea how you got here and are looking for a movie review, welcome to you as well, stick around a bit,…

Paula Dockery drops out of GOP race for governor in Florida (video)

Lakeland Republican State Senator Paula Dockery has dropped out of the Republican race for Governor this morning. In a statement, Dockery said: “It is with mixed feelings that I end my campaign to be your next governor. People who know me know I’m a tenacious fighter unafraid of long odds, especially when the stakes are…

Campaign to rid military of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” comes to Tampa, Hillsborough Republicans have a battle for the nomination to face Kathy Castor, and Kendrick Meek takes home one big endorsement and shares another:Mitch Perry Report 5.24.10

Last night in Tampa, there was an event to rally people to persuade the military and the Obama administration to dump the "Don't Ask,Don't Tell" policy on gays in the military, as CL's Alexis Chamberlain reports: Kendrick Meek took home one key endorsement over the weekend and shared another with Charlie Crist; On Saturday, the…

Meek secures AFL-CIO endorsement after “rousing” speech

It was an interesting weekend for Kendrick Meek, and Florida politics overall. The Miami based Democratic Congressman gave what the Palm Beach Post reported over the weekend as a "rousing" speech to delegates at the Florida AFL-CIO convention in Jacksonville, and ended up being endorsed by the labor group.  No surprise for the federation to…

Do It Today: new exhibits at the HCC Ybor Art Gallery and the Florida Holocaust Museum

is a photographic mixed-media installation by HCC grad and Michigan artist Ginger Owen-Murakami, who says of the exhibit's inspiration that "the origin of a unique human experience is comprised of the immediate family, inherited DNA, indiviudal, communal and domestic histories. These networks of family structure create shared, human experiences. The work is a quasi-autobiographical story…

On the Radar: Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues at American Stage

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendars for. It’s sought-after by some, taboo to others and, according to playwright Eve Ensler, empowering to women. Yes, it’s the vagina, the titular star of Ensler’s much-performed play The Vagina Monologues, in which women of different ages and backgrounds perform monologues…

What is your sex style?

While I proclaim to be a ridem', suckem', fuckem' kinda gal, I do love sex in slow gentle motions as well.  Sex is perceived in a multitude of ways.  I have met with many styles of sexual encounters over my short lifetime.  I know I can't possibly cover all possible scenarios and styles, but here…

Breaking News: Los Angeles to boycott themselves

Well, not really. But they should, at least if they want to maintain even the most basic degree of consistency. As it turns out, California's Penal Code, Section 834b is eerily similar to the controversial new Arizona law regarding illegal immigration. You'd think that Los Angeles and San Francisco officials would have thought their cunning…

Get Lost Sunday, or you’ll be lost Monday

[Editor's Note: For even more about Lost, check out the CL Lost Podcast.] It feels appropriate that the culmination of Lost will be revealed on a Sunday. After all, the show we’ve been watching religiously since 2004 has spent this season setting us up for Desmond to be the Christ-like figure that will save the…

House candidates in Florida state district 47 debate in Tampa

It was a crowded group of candidates sitting on the dais Friday afternoon at a debate for the Florida House District 47 seat in Hillsborough County being vacated by Republican Kevin Ambler, who is running for state senate. The 5 Republicans running include Rich Reidy, a legislative aide to County Commissioner Ken Hagan, attorney James…

CL’s Lost Podcast — Bonus Edition: a preview of “The End”

Welcome back, fans of the CL's Lost podcast! Today, we have a special abbreviated version of the podcast, during which the crew of Host Joe, London, Ham Gravy, Fat Jesus and Producer Stephen offer their predictions for the series finale of Lost, entitled "The End." This podcast is only about 6 minutes long, meaning you…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: Her Name Is Victory, Jonny Lang, Between the Trees, Benjy Davis Project, Blind Buddy Moody, Cute Is What We Aim For, and more

The following is a quick breakdown of this weekend’s worthiest live music offerings from Friday through Sunday. For a more comprehensive schedule, check out our Upcoming Concerts page FRIDAY, MAY 21 Her Name Is Victory [pictured] w/Life of Pi/The Future Now/Solia Tera A bill featuring some top-notch local alt rock acts, from the straightforward, keyboard-laced…

Eco-friendly fashion: How is vintage clothing ‘green’?

“When we think about global warming, growing cancer rates, deepening poverty in some of the world's poorest countries, and even increasing chemical sensitivities, our clothes closets are probably not the first villain that comes to mind, but our clothes can be a significant, quiet co-conspirator,” says organicconsumer.org. Fortunately for the image-conscious, protecting the environment for…

Previously on Lost: “What They Died For”

[Editor's Note: For more on Lost, check out the CL Lost Podcast.] Shortly after 9 p.m. on Tuesday night, a wave of all-consuming panic washed over me. How can they possibly pack in enough answers in "What They Died For" to prepare me for the finale? Why are they wasting time on Jack's kinda-creepy son instead of…

Mexican President calls out U.S. on gun laws, Pasco Republicans want to give Mike Fasano the boot for still supporting Charlie Crist, and a former Black Panther to speak in Ybor City: Mitch Perry Report:5.21.10

Pasco County's Mike Fasano has always been held in good enough esteem by the voters in his district to be their representative and now state senator since 1994; But because he continues to support Charlie Crist for governor, Pasco Republican officials want him out of the party; Mexican President Calderon alienated Republicans yesterday when he…

The Grind podcast 5/20- Burrell booted, fan banned, and Buccaneer blackouts

Has it been a week, already? Welcome to The Grind's second voyage into the world of cyber-sports talk mediocrity. Apparently, the good folks at Creative Loafing Tampa have yet to hear last Thursday's show because they're letting us do it again. Suckers. Today, Flip and Bill grab this week's top 10 sports stories, turn them upside-down,…

Top Chef Masters Podcast, Ep. 7: Tailgate or FAILgate?

This week on Top Chef Masters, we're down to six chefs: Rick Moonen, Susan Feniger, Marcus Samuelsson, Susur Lee, Jonathan Waxman, and Tony Mantuano. As I've questioned in prior posts, "Where are they coming up with these challenges and guest judges?!" These Quickfire Challenges just seem to get more and more ridiculous, for example, this…

50 Cent to play Jannus Live in St. Petersburg

Just got this press release from Jannus Live about the latest hot show the venue has booked: 50 Cent. The superstar rap artist stops in St. Petersburg on Wednesday, June 16; tickets are $47.50 and go on sale tomorrow at 10 a.m. This show will sell out despite the inflated ticket prices. Here's the full…

Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission meet to discuss oil spill

Sadie Hewitt The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) met before a crowd of over 100 in St. Petersburg Beach yesterday to discuss the Deepwater Horizon oil spill and the effects it will have should it reach Florida’s coastline. Commissioners concerned about the economic impacts of the spill reiterated throughout the meeting that Florida…

Oil spill in Gulf 20x worse than BP says? Hillsborough Commissioners hear about Rays stadium issues, and Michael Savage goes off on fellow right wing talk show hosts:Mitch Perry Report:5.20.10

Lots of news as its now been a month since that massive oil spill in the gulf began- and the news doesn't really get much better; A group claiming to be working on securing sites in Tampa for a possible new home for a stadium for the Tampa Bay Rays makes an announcement; And conservative…

Celebrating a new national holiday: American Craft Beer Week

"This isn't one of those fake holidays. No, this is officially sanctioned by Congress, as of 2006. Which in my book makes it the equal to the separation of church and state." —Steven Colbert It may seem a little silly to print out and sign a "Declaration of Beer Independence," like that provided by the…

Did Native Americans cut off the noses of adulterous wives?

Is it true Native Americans cut off the noses of adulterous wives? Sounds like European propaganda about "savages." —Lisa W. Evidently some did, which unarguably is savage behavior. But how best to define the group of savages we're talking about? Candidates: 1. Native Americans. 2. The human race. Seriously, you ever hear of cocker spaniels…

Megan Fox won’t return for Michael Bay’s Transformers 3

After the behind the scenes drama during the Transformers 2 shoot, Michael Bay was looking for a scapegoat, and he found one … very sexy, mutated-thumbed actress Megan Fox. ET has announced that Fox will not be back for the slightly anticipated (though not by CL's Joe Bardi) Transformers 3. Do you think it was…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Season 6, Ep. 15 “What They Died For”

Welcome back, fans of the CL's Lost podcast! For this week's episode, Host Joe was joined by London, Ham Gravy, Fat Jesus and Producer Stephen as we discussed the penultimate episode of Lost, "What They Died For." Something special this week: There will be a second, abbreviated Lost Podcast posted late Friday in which we…


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