Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2015

Nov 26 - Dec 2, 2015 / Vol. 28 / No. 38

Sh*t happened 12/3/15: Yesterday wasn’t funny

We tried; we really did. We futzed about with some jokes about Hillary Clinton being in town, and messed around with something on the subject of that pig getting back home, but our hearts just weren't in it. The truth is, in the wake of yesterday's news about the shootings in San Bernardino and Savannah,…

Game of Drones: 12/03/15

With the holidays now upon us, one would think there would be some kind of slowdown in the insanity of our political realms. No dice. Gov. Rick Scott In late November, the governor released a budget proposal so foul it raised hackles all along the political spectrum. Salaries for state employees who fight forest fires…

Florida Supremes sign off on congressional districts

The News Service of Florida is reporting that the Florida Supreme Court has officially given the nod to a congressional map that, among other things, puts most of Pinellas County in one district. The decision comes after months — nah, years — of controversy over the manner in which the state's congressional districts ought to…

Hillsborough Commission: Mike Merrill doin’ just fine

It's hard to believe that the Hillsborough County Commission is the same governing body that, five years ago, seemed to always be in a ruckus. There were the very public scandals of former commissioners Kevin White (the Pimpin' Commish) and "Lightnin'" Jim Norman, and then there was that Pat Bean/Renee Lee thing that happened. Things…

Dispatches from Paris: the stakes are high as climate talks open

Imagine a world where the dominant species excretes a noxious substance so damaging to their fragile ecosystem that it will make large parts of their planet totally uninhabitable over just a few generations. Now imagine that the leaders of this species get together every time the planet revolves around its star to discuss how to…

#GivingTuesday: Bid today in CL’s Holiday Auction

It is, of course, more blessed to give than to receive. But what if you could do both at once? Today is #GivingTuesday — the national fundraising initiative that encourages people to give back to their favorite non-profits. That makes it the perfect day to bid on items in Creative Loafing's Holiday Auction for the…

Sh*t happened 11/30/15: Man, it’s been, like, five days

Darby watched, revolted, as McLaren plunged his arms elbow-deep into the waist-high pile of dung.  "We've gotta mix this with the table leavings and wet cardboard, get a real good compost going," McLaren said. "Lemme ask you," said Darby, "is there such a thing as good shit and bad shit?" McLaren smiled. "Of course. But…

One Holiday Late for Columbus Day Angst

Nothing says "give thanks" like fake blood on a Christopher Columbus statue.  Around 6 p.m. on Thanksgiving night, photos of a "bloody" Christopher Columbus statute by Fresco's Waterfront Bistro in downtown St. Petersburg started making the rounds on social media. The Knights of Columbus Council, a Catholic charity, erected the statue there in May of…

Photos: Trump rally draws thousands, including protesters

Making his third Florida appearance since announcing his presidential run in June, 2016 Republican frontrunner Donald Trump filled Sarasota's 4,000-plus seat Robarts Arena as hundreds more spilled into a makeshift outdoor venue. Arriving 20 minutes past noon — when he was supposed to show up, Trump emerged from his private helicopter, which had circled twice…

Boobs: Get over the girls

Boobies, cans, jugs, knockers, tits, bazongas. Call ‘em what you want, but more and more women are harnessing the power of their breasts by, of all things, flaunting them publicly. For the last couple of years, in places like New York, Washington D.C., Ontario and Scotland, women have been banding together in topless protests, saying…


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