Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2010

Feb 24 - Mar 2, 2010 / Vol. 22 / No. 50

On the Radar: Largo Art Hop and Taste Fest

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming arts events to mark your calendars for. Next weekend, paint the town at Largo’s 2010 Art Hop and Taste Fest, the once-a-year street fest that gets sleepy Largonians out into the street and kicking up beach sand. Board the buses at the Largo Public Library and…

Dreaming of mom on a merry-go-round

“Dear Dream Momma, I’m from an old fashioned family that values boys not girls and my grandfather on my dad’s side is rich.  I’m a girl. Last year I had a baby boy, the first in the family, while my sister had a girl. My mother, who is very beautiful, had only girls. I know…

The rise of the hybrid athlete

At any given time, there are nine players on the baseball diamond, five on the basketball court and eleven on the football field. Each sport has designated positions for its players. In baseball, you have three outfielders, first through third base, a pitcher and a catcher. In basketball, you have your point and shooting guards,…

On the Radar: Guinness Pour the Perfect Pint competition

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendar for. It’s no surprise that the good family Guinness just couldn’t hold out for St. Paddy’s Day to start the suds flowing. This weekend, Hard Rock hosts the Guinness Pour the Perfect Pint competition, for which the Bay’s best bartenders converge…

Bob Buckhorn catches would-be burglars in the act

Former Tampa City Councilman (and potential 2011 mayoral candidate) Bob Buckhorn awoke during the middle of the night at his Davis Islands home early Tuesday when he looked outside his living room iwindow and saw three men breaking into his Toyota Sequoia, or as he puts it, "three guys clearly up to no good.  They…

Highlights of the 60th annual Berlin International Film Festival

Despite that fact that the competition this year underwhelmed (see Shane Danielsen’s column) there were sill some pleasant surprises and curiosities out of the Berlin International Film Festival. Two recent releases premiered over the past couple weeks: Martin Scorsese’s Shutter Island got a mixed response, a pretty fair approximation of the reaction to the film…

Restaurant Review: Dunedin’s Living Room on Main

The Living Room on Main 3.5 stars 680 Main St., Dunedin, 727-736-5202 or thelivingroomonmain.com Restaurants are tricky businesses during the best of times. Open one in a bad economy and you'd better have a lot of experience to get you through. That's the conventional wisdom, at least. Thankfully there are exceptions. In August of 2009,…

Louis Miller gone from TIA by this Thursday?

That's what the Tampa Tribune's Ted Jackovics is reporting this afternoon. From his article: Louis Miller's last day as executive director of Tampa International Airport would be Thursday, pending approval by the aviation authority's board earlier that day. Miller would continue to receive full pay and work as needed until April 23, the effective date…

New music releases out Tuesday, March 2: Benjy Davis Project, Peter Gabriel, Little Boots, Owen Pallett, Rogue Wave, These New Puritans, Ruby Suns and more (with video)

This week’s new music releases; for a complete breakdown of new releases that have come out so far in 2010, and that are due out in the next several months, click here. Black Water Rising, Black Water Rising (Giddy Up! Records) Cancer Bats, Sabotage EP (Metal Blade) Citizen Cope, The Rainwater LP (RainWater) To check…

Democrat David Chalela running for House District 56

Attorney and self-proclaimed “blue collar guy” David Chalela enters the State House race in District 56. The district encompasses downtown Tampa and Brandon extending east to Valrico and north to Seffner. Chalela’s background is interesting and impressive. He grew up near Detroit, graduated from law school at Stetson, and joined the military in the Judge…

3 Guys & Chuck The Podcast – “Chuck vs. The Fake Name”

Chuck is back after a two week hiatus for the Curling break, and the 3 Guys are here to breakdown all the happenings on this week's episode, entitled "Chuck Vs. The Fake Name." This was a great episode with some interesting moments, and some big reveals for you Chuck fans. So, if you haven’t seen…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Tuesday, March 2: Mazzaro's Italian Market Lidia Bastianich. The Italian dynamo does it all: cookbook author (Lidia’s Family Table, Lidia’s Italian American Kitchen and Lidia’s Italian Table), TV show host (Lidia's Italy), restauranteur (Felidia, Del Posto, Becco) and Beard Award-winning chef, Bastianich stops by Mazzaro's (where else?) for a meet and greet with adoring foodie…

Discussions on transit tax in Hillsborough continue, Charlie Crist delivers his last State of the State Address, and big political news in Texas, NY and Cali: Mitch Perry report 3.2.10

Late yesterday CL was able to cover a very interesting meeting amongst the top public officials and others who are crafting the one cent sales tax referendum in Hillsborough County.  Our report; Tonight Governor Charlie Crist will deliver his last State of the State Address, as the state will work towards finding a way cut…

Life As We Blow It: Sexual revolution boomerangs, comes back filthy

In the past month or so, we've read a report detailing an alarming rise in teen pregnancy. We've read a report insinuating that a majority of young British women think some rape victims are asking for it. And we've seen Apple pulling most of the "sexy" novelty swimsuit and lingerie and topless and shaky-boob applications…

Theater Review: Pulitzer Prize-winning Ruined astonishes at FST in Sarasota

Lynn Nottage’s Ruined, winner of the 2009 Pulitzer Prize for Drama, is that rare thing among American plays, an intelligent and passionate examination of personal and political life in a foreign country, in this case the war-torn Democratic Republic of the Congo. The many characters Nottage puts on the stage, from bar-and-brothelkeeper Mama Nadi to…

Diary of the Newly Employed Housewife: Finally!

I am officially employed! Hallelujah! I begin my new job tomorrow morning; March is starting with a bang! I love it. I feel useful, motivated and entirely ready to be around people again. I love my animals and all, but it will feel sooooooo good to be productive in a manner that is financially beneficial…

Upcoming workshop: “The Power of Free Money: Financial Incentives for Increasing Energy Efficiency”

Specialists from Progress Energy Florida will be joining staff at Pinellas County Extension to acquaint local residents with new state and federal financial incentives designed to promote energy efficiency in area homes and businesses. The program, "The Power of Free Money: Financial Incentives for Increasing Energy Efficiency", will explore a wide range of incentive programs…

NPR streams the new Gorillaz album, Plastic Beach

Regardless of how you feel about Damon Albarn's "virtual band," Gorillaz, it's hard to argue that fact that they're always interesting even when they fall short of being good. Their new album, Plastic Beach, is due out March 9 via Virgin Records, but you can stream it in it's entirety now thanks to NPR. Thoughts?

Dreaming of dogs in the bathtub

“Hi Dream Momma,  I am an 18 year old girl and a student at USF. I have been feeling depressed lately and maybe that has to do with my dream.In my dream, I am at a friend's house from work but it is really my old house that I moved out of 5 years ago.…

Concert review: They Might Be Giants at The Ritz Ybor (with pics!)

How do you keep a room of nerds happy? Friday's evening with They Might Be Giants seemed to do the trick. I say "nerd" affectionately as one glasses-wearing member of the crowd who came to hear the nasally-voiced group sing songs about science, name changes in Turkey and the installation of birdhouse infrastructure. And what…

On the Radar: Gasparilla Festival of the Arts

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendar for. This weekend marks the 40th anniversary of the renowned outdoor Gasparilla Festival of the Arts, which remains in a class of its own: 300 fine artists and craftspeople from all over the world display their work for the hungry eyes…

Interview with comedienne Maria Bamford, at The Tampa Improv March 11-14

Maria Bamford’s career is as versatile as her signature impressions. She’s tried everything from stand up to TV, major motion pictures, cartoon voice-overs and improv. Her willingness to do anything and her uninhibited, self-aware humor, have endeared her to audiences across the comedy spectrum. She’s been linked to the likes of Brian Posehn, Patton Oswalt,…

CL party pics from Mangroves (2-27-10)

This week I decided to hit a different club. My pick was Mangroves in the SoHo district of South Tampa. If you're looking for a nicer club, this is the place for you. Check out the party pics! The Party: No cover! The Crowd: This crowd wasn't so photo-friendly as the Orpheum's usuals, but they…

Who has Tampa’s best ribs? We need your help: Tell us now!

In 2007, CL inaugurated an annual food phenomenon by pitting 64 of Tampa Bay's best pizza places against one another in a frenzy of slice-to-slice competition that eventually crowned one spot the best in the area. In 2008, burgers. In 2009, tacos. For 2010, we're getting our hands dirty with something a little messier. Who…

Special podcast with GOP consultant Chris Ingram, along with a report on the Democratic AG candidates debating in St Pete: Mitch Perry Report 3.1.10

After last week's summit, the question remains: what's the Democrats strategy in trying to get their health care bill ultimately passed, and soon?  Some Dems seemed all over the map yesterday on the talk shows; On Saturday, Dan Gelber and Dave Aronberg, the two Democratic state senators vying for their party's nomination for Attorney General,…

CL Sound Bites: New LPs from Stone Temple Pilots, Hole and Social Distortion, and more in music news (with video)

Three big name old-school alternative acts are prepping new albums this year – one reunited the wrong way, one band reunited the right way, and one just likes to go six years between new records. Since announcing the return of Hole, frontwoman Courtney Love played defense amid reactions ranging from skepticism to outright hostility. Nonetheless, plans move forward…

Swinging: when things go wrong

Swinging can sound exciting, thrilling, and sexy.  Partner swapping, play with the same sex, and sexual exploration are all part of this lifestyle.  Unfortunately the excitement of a new partner, and the thrill of the first touch of a virtual stranger, can quickly fade to disappointment. Swingers can be finicky people.  Some have strange rules, weird sexual ideas, and…

What will the 2011 budget mean for Pinellas arts funding?

Pinellas County residents are quaking in their flip-flops at the $60 million that's forecast to be cut from next year’s budget. But none quake so hard as arts and culture organizations, who after two consecutive years of belt-tightening, are going to have to tighten up once again.

When it’s time to euthanize a beloved pet

It's never easy to make the decision to euthanize a pet, especially one that has been part of the family for years or one with whom you've had an extremely close bond. It can be difficult to watch your dog or cat age, and know that one day soon you'll have to make the heart-wrenching decision to…

What dogs can learn from watching other dogs — and humans

Anyone who thinks that dogs do not learn by watching has never had two dogs. For that matter, dogs learn perfectly well by watching humans, too, but that is the subject for another blog. I can give you endless examples of dogs learning from each other — for instance, my mom’s dog, Daisy, who hardly…

Louis Murphy, Jr. of the Oakland Raiders visits inmates in Clearwater

Louis Murphy, Jr., wide receiver for the Oakland Raiders and member of two Florida Gator national championship teams, came to the Pinellas County jail Annex II facility in Clearwater this afternoon to speak with approximately 100 inmates who participate in the Smart Choices Program. Smart Choices, which began in 2008, is a “modified therapeutic community”…

Developer pork butchered from the proposed penny sales tax!

Citizens have been complaining for quite some time about the developer pork for roads in the proposed penny sales tax for transportation. In addition to rail, part of the proposed penny would go to bus rapid transit as well as non-transit projects ( like roads). Problem is some of the roads they came up with…

Dreaming of squirming children

“Dream Momma, I’m going to visit my mother in California soon. I haven’t seen her in quite a while and she has never seen my little boy. Last night I dreamed my mother was wearing an old fashioned apron, the kind with pockets along the front and with a weird kind of grin on her…

Instant SEO: Using Google Local Business Center

If I told you there was a free, easy way to get listed in Google above most of your competitors, right on the first page within a couple days . . . would you believe me? (You've probably heard it all before from the 20-thousand SEO spam companies that fill your company's contact form every…

Walmart plans to cut 150% of their global carbon footprint by 2015

The super chain Walmart recently announced in a webcast press conference their five year plan to cut 20 million metric tons of their greenhouse gas emissions in to reduce their estimated global carbon footprint growth by 150%. This being the equivalent of the annual emissions of 3.8 million cars. “Energy efficiency and carbon reduction are…

Festival preview: Top 5 must-see acts at Harvest of Hope

Subsisting on processed snack bars. Navigating around hairy crust punks. Appreciating fantastic music groups. Last year's Harvest of Hope Festival was a three-day blur. This year's line-up looks like it will be another adventure. From Gainesville's own The Mercury Program to beloved Canadians Broken Social Scene, I have a feeling that I'm going to have…

Theater review: USF Department of Theater’s The Shaughraun

I honestly didn’t know what to expect from USF's production of The Shaughraun. When the lights dimmed and a fairly traditional Irish song started, I expected to see something like a thatched cottage on the stage.  When the curtain opened to reveal a huge cow, I couldn’t believe my eyes.  But that’s the way the…

Health care summit’s over. What’s next? St. Pete Times demands an explanation on why Lou Miller is bailing, and Tampa City Council talks about toilet to tap: Mitch Perry Report 2.26.10

Louis Miller's shocking announcement on Wednesday that he is stepping down from leading Tampa International Airport is certainly leading some to question what's going on there.  The St. Pete Times says Miller's got some explaining to do; Well, we all got to enjoy some of that all day health care summit yesterday.  No minds were…

SPC’s Saturday Clearwater Beach cleanup to be rescheduled

Due to the cold and rainy weather forecast for Saturday (2/27/10), our Clearwater Beach Cleanup will be rescheduled to Saturday, April 17.   I hope you can make it then!  Check back on Creative Loafing's Green Community site for more rescheduling information. To learn more about sustainability at St. Petersburg College, contact Jason Green at green.jason@spcollege.edu. …

Times on Louis Miller’s sudden resignation: You owe us an explanation

As the shock wears off from Louis Miller's shocking announcement that he will resign from his job as executive director at Tampa International Airport after 14 mostly sterling years of service, more questions are being raised by some of his previously biggest cheerleaders. Both the Tampa Tribune and the St. Petersburg Times weigh in with…

Cecelia Messina – Contributor

I first learned about wine in Argentina; before traveling to South America, I hadn’t even been what I would call a wine drinker. A memorable Malbec is what sparked my interest.  I call Malbec the “Nerd” grape because no one knows it exists but, once it is discovered, people are pleasantly surprised with the results. …

Local firms to explore CAFTA opportunities in Costa Rica

, an international based business development and investment firm in Tampa, is preparing to take a group of local firms and companies to Costa Rica in search of new high tech opportunities. According to the 2007 World Development Indicators, Costa Rica is the fourth largest high tech exporter in the world with companies such as…

Concert review: Huey Lewis and The News at Busch Gardens

Huey Lewis and The News rocked Busch Gardens on Sunday, performing their repertoire of hit songs to a crowd of several thousand fans and park visitors. Bringing the crowd to its feet, Huey Lewis hit the sunlit stage with a support band of eight musicians, including a full horn section. Fans didn’t have to wait…

Tampa City Council discusses reclaimed water and Indirect Potable Reuse

The Tampa City Council on Thursday held a long awaited workshop on exploring the possibility of using IPR, or Indirect Potable Reuse, to address their water needs in the future. The idea has been championed by Councilman Charlie Miranda, who initially brought up the issue at council last year.  Recently there have been two public…

Is LeBron James too nice for his own good?

There’s an old Twilight Zone episode that goes a little something like this. A scientist constructs the perfect baseball player. He is so unhittable that not a single opponent can reach base against him. When other teams in the league find out that he’s actually a machine and not a man, they contest the rule…

Should pole dancing be an Olympic sport?

Gone are the days when the only people who know how to work a pole are strippers who literally work the pole.  Now, pole dancing is offered as a workout class at many gyms, and it's quickly becoming a world class, competitive sport. With its boom in popularity, many enthusiasts are pushing for pole dancing…

The Great Atlantic Ocean Garbage Patch has been discovered

I am not surprised in learning that the Atlantic Ocean's garbage patch has now been discovered. Researchers carried out a two decade study in areas of the Caribbean and the North Atlantic off of the US coast – the longest study on record of plastic marine debris conducted in any ocean basin. The maximum finding…

WMNF hires Kate Bradshaw as news reporter

WMNF Station Manager Jim Bennett has announced that Kate Bradshaw has been hired to be the station's new full time news reporter, effective beginning March 1. Bradshaw is a native of Illinois, growing up in the suburbs of Chicago.  She came to the area to study at the University of Tampa, and then got her…

Rubio’s American Express card Exposed

Ding or death knell? Voters will decide. By Chris Ingram It comes as no surprise that the Charlie Crist campaign or someone associated with it released Marco Rubio’s Republican Party of Florida corporate American Express card statements to the media. As a result, Rubio “came clean” and admitted his own inappropriate charges yesterday.  Now take…

New AIDS drugs have no effect on transmission rates

As originally reported in Reuters, an Australian study found that powerful new AIDS drugs do not reduce transmission rates as previously hoped. 70% of HIV-positive Australian men are currently treated with new AIDS drugs which reduce the virus in the blood to such a low level that it is undetectable in three quarters of these…

Whale kills trainer at Sea World; I feel bad for the whale

Catherine Durkin Robinson is a handful creating quite a scene over at Out in Left Field. I feel bad for the whale. An experienced trainer was killed at SeaWorld in Orlando on Wednesday. The 40-year-old woman, Dawn Brancheau, was taken underwater, thrashed around by the waist, and killed before a horrified audience. Why was the…

Do Rubio’s denials on credit card charges meet the smell test?

The Marco Rubio camp is apoplectic this morning following the leak reported by the Miami Herald/St  Pete Times last night of personlized items that the former House Speaker charged to a Republican Party credit card from 2005 to 2008. Among the embarrassing charges that Rubio used the credit card for include a $133.75 trip to an…

Restaurant Preview: Seasons 52

I have been a calorie counter for several years. A kitchen scale, logbook and a calorie reference book are tools that have helped me lose weight and eat healthier. So a restaurant concept centered on seasonal, simply-prepared dishes that are 475 calories or less is exciting indeed. Darden has brought the ninth location of their…

Louis Miller resigns as head of Tampa International Airport. Why now?

In a stunning move, Louis Miller, who has run Tampa International Airport for the past 14 years but has been under fire in recent months, announced he was resigning as the head of the Hillsborough County Aviation Authority, beginning April 23. Under Miller's tutelage, TIA has grown to be considered one of the finest airports…

Prime time for health care summit

Tomorrow's health care summit at Blair House is scheduled to run between 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.  Though some commentators and elected officials have been making hay that it's all simply "political theatre" (and what exactly ke what are party conventions, or political rallies?), it will be the center of gravity in Washington. (Only C-Span…

CD review: Citizen Cope, The Rainwater LP

Citizen Cope’s new album, The Rainwater LP, sounds as if you're listening to it on a 33? rpm vinyl gramophone record player, the first track, "Keep Askin’," opening with that almost static noise and followed by crackles and pops that create the vintage, distorted sound flowing throughout the record. This is what albums by Citizen…

Restaurant Reviews: Ybor’s Shrimp & Co., Hamburger Mary’s

Shrimp & Co. 3.5 stars 2202 E. Seventh Ave., Tampa, 813-374-0192 or shrimpandco.com Hamburger Mary's 2 stars 1600 E. Seventh Ave., Tampa, 813-241-6279 or hamburgermarystampa.com Tilapia is a humble fish, at best. It's farmed, feeds on things that should go unmentioned and has a mass-produced blandness that makes it the fish equivalent of engineered vegetable…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: Yeasayer

Brooklyn based Yeasayer describe their music as "middle eastern-psych-snap-gospel."  Their experimentally based live performances have been known to include backstage projected psychedelic visuals, and according to the band they exist in the future.  "Somewhere in the Middle East, where citizens wear turquoise robes, live in crystal towers, and overindulge on Peter Gabriel albums." Ex-Yeasayer drummer…

Sink & McCollum get dirty early, Bush calls Crist support of stimulus “unforgivable” and Janet Cruz is your new District 58 Democratic Representative:Mitch Perry Report 2.24.10

Lots of stuff in the news today. First of all, the long, bitter race for District 58 in Hillsborough County is over. Okay, it was only a two-month campaign, but didn't it seem longer? Janet Cruz easily defeated Hunter Chamberlin last night to keep the seat both Democratic and Hispanic. Some juicy info came out…

Daily Kos founder wants Charlie Crist to run as Democrat against Rubio

Months ago, when Marco Rubio was seemingly miles away from being considered a contender for the GOP nomination for Senator, political analysts throughout the Sunshine State contemplated what an endorsement from the big kahuna in state Republican politics, Jeb Bush, might mean for his then struggling candidacy. That's because everyone knew that Bush and Rubio…

Google Wave wrote my play

I have spent the last two months working with Google Wave, and I've come to many varying opinions but one certain conclusion: It is no fun to wave by yourself. It is as pathetic in cyber reality as it is in real reality, trust me and the thousands of geeks like me who got all…

The Top 10 Buddy Cop Movies of all time

Since Cop Out comes out this week and it looks pretty good, I started thinking about some of the movies it will eventually get compared to. No, I’m not talking about just comedies or Kevin Smith movies — I’m talking Buddy Cop Movies. You know the kind, where two cops with very different personalities work…

Why do babies run a fever when teething — or do they?

Why do babies run fevers when teething? More important, why do doctors claim that they don't? Is it just so stupid/inexperienced mamas won't ignore a serious infection when they erroneously attribute a fever to teething? Or do the doctors lie because they don't understand why it happens? That seems unlikely since they admit to not…

Handy tips for masturbating discreetly in public

Some people are born perpetually horny.  Since sex with a partner isn't always an option, we often must satisfy ourselves. For most, masturbation is a private act performed alone in the shower, closet, laundry room, or in a locked bedroom.  But what if the mood strikes at work, or your house is filled with people?  What…

Janet Cruz wins House District 58 race

With all of precincts reporting in the House District 58 special election to replace Democrat Mike Scionti, Democrat Janet Cruz has defeated Republican Hunter Chamberlin by an overwhelming 65-35% margin. Cruz took in 2,385 votes to Chamberlin's 1,288.  Write in Democratic candiate Jose Vasquez got only 19 votes.  The verdict isn't suprising, considering that Cruz raised a…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Season 6, Ep. 3 “The Substitute”

This week on CL's Lost podcast, Editor David Warner joins Joe, Ham Gravy and Fat Jesus for a rehash of Tuesday night's excellent episode, "The Substitute." If you missed the episode, you can watch it (courtesy of Hulu) after the break. And as always, talk back in the comments section. We look forward to hearing…


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