Apr 14-20, 2010

Apr 14-20, 2010 / Vol. 23 / No. 5

Theater Review: Five Nickels lacks bite

Jack Neary’s Five Nickels is a pleasant but all-too-unambitious examination of male/female relationships at various points along the age spectrum. There’s nothing even slightly daring about the play, which is somewhat reminiscent of early Neil Simon or maybe Love American Style, and it’s hard to guess what sort of calculation led Venue Ensemble Theatre to…

On the Radar: Barkin HeARTs, Bay of Beards and Paddle for the Cure

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendars for. Inspired citizens of Tampa Bay and beyond get creative to raise money for some darn good causes. First up is Barkin HeARTs: an Alice in Wonderland-themed fundraiser for the non-profit pet rescue, Dogma. Created by 26-year-old Johnna Guzman, it features…

Dreaming of the sensuous tango

“Dream Momma, Here is the end of the dream so far.  Suddenly I am in a black lace shawl, the fringes swaying seductively around my hips. A tortoise shell comb imbedded with sapphires the color of the sea is on my head. As the music begins the horseman moves towards me. He is dressed in…

The gang that couldn’t shoot straight tries to ambush Amendment 4

By George Niemann Daily Loaf contributor and R-LAND, UCAN, FSP, Amendment 4 activist The views expressed are my own and may not be the same as the orgs to which I belong   Subtitle: The Tampa Bay Regional (Development) Planning Council tries to ambush Amendment 4 speaker. Wouldn’t you think the TBRPC would be professional,…

Energy-saving tips for your outdoor spaces

When considering ways to lower home energy use and save on your electric bill, don’t forget to evaluate your home’s exterior. Progress Energy Florida encourages customers to think “outside the box” to cash in on energy savings by following tips for outdoor spaces. • Install motion sensors on outdoor light fixtures and you won’t have…

Restaurant Review: Virtually Indian at Tampa’s Bollywood Cafe

Bollywood Cafe 3 stars 9648 W Linebaugh Ave., Tampa, 813-926-4000 or bollywoodcafe.us I struggle to mask my disappointment when I first sit down at Bollywood Cafe, a new Indian-themed restaurant in the sparkling experimental prototype community of tomorrow commonly referred to as Westchase. On first glance, everything was as it should be: the walls decorated…

CD review: Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, I Learned It the Hard Way

Sharon Jones emerged from the Brooklyn bar scene a few years ago as a charming exponent of retro-soul with a slight tinge of Afro-beat flavor thanks to her horn-heavy band, The Dap Kings. With I Learned the Hard Way, the nine-piece group’s fourth outing, the formula is showing signs of fatigue. Most of Hard Way…

Reel Projections podcast: Kick-Ass, Sunscreen Film Festival and more …

For more movie news and reviews, check out the CL index of movie posts. Click here to listen to Reel Projections — Episode 16: Kick-Ass Audio! And we're back for another installment of the Reel Projections podcast, the only CL podcast detailing the week's biggest theatrical movie releases, DVD and Blu-ray offerings and any movie…

Photo review: Bon Jovi and Dashboard Confessional at St. Pete Times Forum

Some shots from the concert featuring support act and Florida's own emo pioneers, Dashboard Confessional, and headlining act, rock-metal-pop icons Bon Jovi, at the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa last Saturday, April 17. Dashboard Confessional frontman Chris Carrabba Bon Jovi rocks the Forum. More pics and photo galleries after the jump.

Get your poems here! Miami Poetry Collective hits St. Petersburg

A flash of inspiration; a divine moment of creative rapture. This is what every writer dreams of. The writing process has been a favorite muse of writers since Sumerians first chiseled language into stone. Though the ease of transcription has improved with technological advancements, for some, the task of putting words on a page is…

420 sex: does marijuana lower your libido and reduce sexual pleasure?

In the same way that many drug education programs try to dissuade teens from using tobacco by telling them that cigarettes can lead to impotence, educators often claim that smoking marijuana reduces your sex drive. I'll admit that this claim has played a tiny role in my decision to abstain from pot, but much less…

Public invited to speak directly to FCC Commissioners in Tampa April 20

We do want to remind readers that the members of the very powerful Federal Communications Commission are in Tampa this afternoon on a workshop media ownership rules, and specifically, it's cross-ownership rules.  That's the law that prohibits a media company from owning a newspaper and broadcast outlet in the same media market.  Of course that's…

Activists to Bill McCollum: Shut down your health care lawsuit

Activists calling themselves "Not in Our Name, Not on Our Dime" descend on Tallahassee today to unveil what they say will be a 60-foot petition signed by more than 7,300 Floridians opposed to the use of taxpayer dollars to be used in the lawsuit that Attorney General Bill McCollum is leading to try to stop…

Party Pics: Red Square Saturdays (4-17-10)

There must have been something in the air Saturday because there were tons of make-out sessions, barefootedness and of course booze flowing like water. The Party: Red Square Saturdays at Orpheum. You either sink or you swim! $12 cover, 18 and up. The Music: My favorite plays of the night would include "Wrap 1.9" by…

So you want to have kids. Please don’t.

Catherine Durkin Robinson is a handful, creating quite a scene over at Out in Left Field. No one sets out to raise an asshole. Moms and dads usually look at their little miracle and plan great things for his future. After a while, these plans take a back seat to other pursuits, like moving ahead…

On the Radar: The Florida Orchestra’s free Pops in the Park

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendars for. Cheap date night alert: Bring your dinner, a picnic blanket and your sweetie, and enjoy an evening of classical music in the great outdoors.  The Florida Orchestra’s free Pops in the Park hits two Tampa locations this weekend on consecutive…

Why are you looking at my breasts? (semi-NSFW)

While many women want the attention guaranteed by big breasts, most don't realize that a big chest has the power to turn the most proper gentleman into a dog in heat. I wasn't always a 34DD.  Men actually used to look at my face first when talking to me. I guess an average 34B isn't all…

Moros y Cristianos recipe

A few days ago, I shared my secrets to making the perfect (to me) Cuban sandwich, one of which was a succulent and juicy, marinated roast pork or lechon asado. But, man (or woman) cannot live by Cuban sandwiches alone. No, no, no! One also needs a few fabulously delicious Cuban side dishes to complement…

Dreaming of a horseman and a stallion

“Dream Momma, My heart is beating very fast now as a herd of wild horses suddenly appear  over the horizon, white flecks of foam dripping off their shanks. I can smell their wet hides, full of salt and digested grasses. They are the color of the earth, the foals a lighter brown. Their nostrils flare…

New Restaurant Roundup: Holy Hog, Bric, Urban Cantina, PastaBar

A new barbecue spot — Holy Hog Barbecue (3501 N Armenia Ave., Tampa, 813-879-4647 or holyhogbbq.com) — has opened in Tampa, in the home of a former Pipo's and owned by some of the people behind Pipo's. Besides the usual array of smoked meat, Holy Hog does some interesting Friday specials that alternate between shrimp…

CL book blog: How indie presses will save the world (and how you can help them)

Welcome to the new Daily Loaf  book blog, the place for intelligent readers to find new books.  Obviously, you’re an intelligent reader, because you’re here. Congratulations. Once upon a time, the publishing world was ruled by a few humongous publishing companies in New York.  They published brilliant work that made the world shinier and golden,…

It Happened This Week-ish: Girls wearing nothing edition, feat. the Kardashians, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Britney Spears, plus Nic Cage buys a pyramid, and the secret Jersey Shore contract revealed

Let's start this off the right way, I am not into false advertising so here is our first story about girls wearing nothing… cuz paint doesn't count. The two less-famous Kardashians got together with some unknown employees and painted themselves to promote Dash in Miami. This is kinda like when Abercrombie uses naked dudes to…

Live-blogging the Foursquare Day swarm party from Tampa’s Hyatt Regency hotel

Foursquare, the location-based social networking service, now has its own holiday: Foursquare Day. It's the brainchild of Tampa resident Nate Bonilla-Warford and it started as a humble idea that in the past few weeks has exploded into an internationally-celebrated event for Foursquare's boosters and participating businesses. I'm at the Hyatt Regency hotel in downtown Tampa, host…

Movie Review: Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass, Starring Aaron Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Mark Strong and Nicholas Cage (with video trailer)

[Editor's Note: This review was written by CL Atlanta's Curt Holman. For more reviews of new releases, check out the Daily Loaf Movie Review Index.] Like any good caped crusader, the two-fisted superhero satire Kick-Ass maintains a dual identity. Kick-Ass partly plays up the incongruity of wimpy social misfits donning dorky costumes to fight crime;…

Lechon Asado and the Perfect Cuban recipe

I am of the firm belief that one cannot live in South Florida for any length of time without developing an appreciation of Cuban food. Seriously. You just can’t. The distinctive Latin flavor of Cuban culture is woven like a ribbon through our cuisine. It makes perfect sense, though, considering that the most prominent Cuban…

A dream of yearning and romance

“Dream Momma, The dream always begins the same way. I am flying high above my home seeking my soul mate among the land of sunshine and romance. I am flying very fast, looking down on the curved coastline of the Gulf of Mexico to the wild swamps of the Everglades. It is very cold and…

Should Red Band Trailers online be censored because of underage viewers?

As the recent success of the Kick-Ass preview shows, Red Band Trailers (R/NC-17/unrated) are extremely popular online. Some people are complaining that images of little children cursing and killing people are too much for their own kids to see, but should studios stop distributing the extreme content, and are they doing enough to make it…

Big spender Commissioner Ken Hagan a Tea Partier?

It must take guts for a big spender like Commissioner Ken Hagan to speak at a Tea Party, which he did on Thursday according to this article on TBO. I wonder if those Tea Partiers knew that Hagan recently voted to give embattled County Administrator Pat Bean a paid leave on their dime? Bean wasn't…

Property Assessed Clean Energy (PACE) Financing (a.k.a.: energy finance district or energy improvement district)

Legislative vehicles to explicitly approve the PACE approach to finance renewable energy and energy efficiency are working their way through both the Florida House and Senate. Senate Bill SB 2322, Energy Improvement Districts, was introduced by Senator Bennett (R-Brandenton) on 23 February for consideration during the 2010 Legislative session. The Senate bill was assigned to…

Do It This Weekend: Camille Leone in Ybor, Incredible Dogs and Mainsail Arts Fest in St. Pete, Shakespearean open mic, MarineQuest and Earth Day events galore

Karma chameleon  Hmm … if you say Camille and Leone together, it kind of sounds like chameleon. Coincidence? I think not. Camille Leone is Square One’s spring-themed art extravaganza, which has attracted more than 2,000 attendees in the past, and embraces the idea of a woman changing her appearance and character as a means of…

Online dating ads: what NOT to do

If your online dating profile lacks responses, especially if you're a woman, you need to reconsider the virtual face you're presenting. Remember, when potential mates are flipping through profiles, first impressions are everything. The most important part of your ad is the picture. Studies have shown that even a picture of an unattractive person gets…

Fun, earth friendly baby shower games for the eco-conscious mom

While having a baby shower brings about excitement, how you have fun is your choice. Being creative on the games is one way to show your friends how serious you are about helping the environment. I recommend limiting the party to 2-4 games, depending the number of people attending. When you have identified the games…

Sub Pop Records presents a Record Store Day playlist (with audio included!)

To commemorate this Saturday's third annual international Record Store Day celebration of indie music stores, Sub Pop Records presents a playlist preview showcasing songs by Sub Pop artists who've produced RSD-exclusive releases — The Album Leaf, Dum Dum Girls, Soundgarden, and Beach House included.  For a complete list of Sub Pop RSD releases, click here.…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: Colin Hay, Sonia Leigh, The Ragbirds, Bon Jovi, Latin Music Festival with Sammy Figueroa, Colbie Caillat, and more

The following is a quick breakdown of shows this weekend’s worthiest live music offerings from Thursday through Saturday (not too much happening on Sunday). For a more comprehensive schedule, check out our Upcoming Concerts page THURSDAY, APRIL 15 Chicago There's a striking disparity between the horn-saturated prog rock drive of early Chicago ("25 or 6…

Even more great green ideas from CL readers

We received so many great green ideas for this year's Green Issue that we couldn't fit them all in the issue, choosing 40 in honor of the 40th anniversary of Earth Day next week. But as promised, here are the rest of the helpful and enlightening tips for greening your life and surroundings, courtesy of…

Previously on Lost: “Everybody Loves Hugo”

[Editor's Note: For more Lost, check out the CL Lost Podcast.] Tuesday night's episode of Lost got me real excited for where the rest of the season is heading. With two great, highly entertaining epiodes in a row, the show seems to be on the path to an epic finale. I'll admit, I wasn't too…

Restaurant Review: Refined chaos at Seminole Heights’ The Refinery

The Refinery 3 stars 5137 N. Florida Ave., Tampa, 813-237-2000 or thetamparefinery.com When Greg and Michelle Baker opened The Refinery a couple of months ago — in the Seminole Heights spot formerly occupied by Bungalow Bistro — it's like they designed the place to appeal to restaurant critics. A dedication to sourcing local ingredients? Check.…

Did Woods’ affair with Tampa stripper, Devon James, push Elin to divorce?

Entertainment Tonight claims that Elin Woods is finally prepared to divorce Tiger, and some speculate that this may be partially due to the latest round of affair allegations. Months after the flurry of illicit rumors surfaced, Tampa stripper and adult film actress Devon James called the Bubba the Love Sponge’s radio show on March 24,…

Shock poll: Crist wins as an independent in 3 way Senate race

Actually, I'm just doing my Matt Drudge impersonation with that headline – I'm absolutely not stunned to see this morning's Quinnipiac survey, that shows in a three way race for U.S. Senate, if Charlie Crist opts to drop out of the Republican Primary (where he is staring at a sure loss at this point) and…

CD review: Iggy and the Stooges, Raw Power 2CD Legacy Edition

By the time this album arrived in stores in 1973, the Stooges had released two earlier LP records. Read elsewhere about lineup changes for this one, but suffice it to say that the gritty ethos Iggy Pop had established for his brand of rock music was still alive and well and in fact gaining strength. Some would say he…

Should cell phone jammers be used in movie theaters?

As the hero comes busting through the door, he confronts the villain, and sees the damsel in distress, he debates how to make his grand move, only to be stopped by the latest hip hop song as the person behind you in the theater picks up their phone. The person pretends to be considerate, whispering,…

Coachella 2010 ready to kick off

The American music festival season kicks off in earnest this Friday in Southern California when the 2010 Coachella Music Festival begins.  Along with Bonnaroo and Lollapalooza, Coachella is considered to be among the biggest and best of such festivals that take place in the country. The headliner on Friday night is Jay-Z, trying to show…

Tampa leads the world in using foursquare to promote local businesses

For the first time in history there is a top ten list upon which Tampa and Beijing are mentioned in the same breath. It’s the list of top participating cities celebrating Foursquare Day.  And it all started when a mild-mannered optometrist from Westchase was thinking about new ways to use social media to promote his…

Bob Hackworth says he needs to correct the record with Susan Latvala

Last week former Dunedin Mayor and now Pinellas County Commission hopeful Bob Hackworth dished out some strong criticism of his possible GOP opponent in the fall, Republican Susan Latvala, after she reported on her first quarter fund-raising and fundraisers. To quickly recap, Hackworth  charged that a majority of Latvala's  money raised came from developers, contractors,…

What were they thinking? Marketing fails from around town

My chosen career path is marketing. Marketing myself, marketing my clients and marketing new ideas. Maybe that has made me a bit more sensitive than most to marketing that doesn't work, but I know, deep in my heart that most people are not that stupid. This collection of pictures and their associated comments are of…

Fair Authority Chairman scoffs at Florida’s Sunshine Laws while secretly plotting a shopping center and hotels on our state Fairgrounds.

Photo credit: Sylvar@Flickr.com In a move that makes even some of the clowns over at County Center look respectable in comparison, the Florida State Fair Authority Chairman  "Sandy" MacKinnon callously seems to think Florida's Sunshine Laws  don't apply to him and even appears to offer votes on an upcoming land deal for the fairgrounds that…

Phil Mickelson, the Masters and the reasons we watch sports

We have all played sports at some time in our lives. Most of us, however, have never dunked a basketball, hit a 90 mph fastball or shot a round of golf under par. We simply can’t relate to the lives of professional athletes. Until now. For the longest time, Phil Mickelson was branded the world’s…

Crist still flirting with running as an indie? anti ObamaCare zealot enter GOP gubernatorial run, and key U.S. Senator wants to drill closer to Florida’s shores than President Obama: Mitch Perry Report 4.14.10

It's always fun to see the bigfoot national media encroach on Florida politics, and today's Wall Street Journal piece on the Florida GOP U.S. Senate race does shed a bit of new light; Do you know who Rick Scott is?  Those deeply involved in the recent health care fight sure do.  Now the Naples resident…

WSJ: Crist advisers see path to Senate outside GOP

Florida Governor Charlie Crist put to bed forever rumors that he might bolt the Republican Party in his race against Marco Rubio and run as an independent in the fall. Right? Maybe not. If you'll recall, the rhetoric was forceful from Crist campaign manager Eric Eikenberg, who said: "To put these rumors to rest once…

40 great green ideas from CL readers

In last year’s Green Issue, CL’s edit staff highlighted 100 people, places and businesses helping to make Tampa Bay a greener place to live. This year, it was the readers’ turn to weigh in. In response to our call for great, do-it-yourself green ideas, we received more than 100 innovative, creative and well-thought-out tips for…

Lather up with Sunscreen Film Festival

Film festival season keeps unspooling across the Bay area with St. Petersburg's Sunscreen Film Festival taking up residence at the Muvico BayWalk (and surrounding locales) starting Wed., April 14. Founded in 2005, Sunscreen has made a name for itself by splitting its focus almost evenly between film screenings and the types of educational classes that…

Is the GPS satellite system collapsing?

Is it true our GPS satellites are deteriorating and there's no good fix? —Imtazman1963 Pretty much. Frightening, isn't it? We'll have to go back to using maps. One doesn't wish to make light of the situation. For most of us, failure of the Global Positioning System merely increases the likelihood we'll get lost in Pennsylvania.…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: Victory gardening class, Fresh screening, Seminole Heights Sunday Morning Market, and more

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Dunedin Green Market- Every Friday (through April); 8 am- 1 pm. Featuring fresh, local produced goods such as baked good, ready-to-eat-foods, organic plants and herbs, coffee, honey, seafood, clothing, and so much more. The Dunedin Green Market is…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: Paint the Town Green bar/restaurant crawl, intro to permaculture class, and more

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Dunedin Green Market- Every Friday (through April); 8 am- 1 pm. Featuring fresh, local produced goods such as baked good, ready-to-eat-foods, organic plants and herbs, coffee, honey, seafood, clothing, and so much more. The Dunedin Green Market is…

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Lisa Assetta’s professional career includes positions in customer service, sales, and office administration in small and corporate business settings across multiple industries. Prior to launching Office Assistance Plus in 2007, Lisa was the Executive Assistant to two CEOs at a successful company in Tampa. Lisa is a Dale Carnegie graduate, a member of NAFE and IAAP, and a HandsOn…


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