Sh*t happened 4/9/15: Stuff, but mainly Todd Gardenhire is a dipshit

I'll forego the usual sarcastic/fictional/absurdist intro to Sh*t Happens, and instead just call the man above a jackass. I call him worse later on. During a debate over a measure regarding a 48-hour waiting period for women seeking an abortion, Tennessee Republican Senator Todd Gardenhire defended his views by describing his vasectomy "a lot more…

Transforming Tampa Bay: Kerouac’s last home

Just as the cliche says that you can’t judge a book by its cover, you can’t tell an author’s interior life by his home. Jack Kerouac, the free-spirited novelist of On The Road and high priest of the Beat Generation, spent the last six years of his life in a very ordinary suburban house at…

Belleview Biltmore sold for realzies

Well, they finally did it. They killed the Belleview f*cking Biltmore. At least, that's what you're saying right now if you're one of the people who thinks that a) the decrepit former resort can be fully restored to its former glory, b) it can be done at a reasonable cost (say, under $200 million) and…

Democratic challenger may have a tough go against Jolly

Democrats have picked a seemingly electable, however unknown, challenger to run against Republican Congressman David Jolly, who represents Florida's 13th District, in 2016. Eric Lynn, a St. Petersburg native, announced his candidacy yesterday. Lynn, a former Pentagon advisor, said in a media release he's running to stop the gridlock in Congress. "I'm running for Congress…

Buckhorn endorses Murphy for Senate; progressives smell a rat

Earlier today, Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn threw his support behind the U.S. Senate bid of Congressman Patrick Murphy, a Republican-turned-Democrat whose district covers Palm Beach County. “Ideologically, he is exactly where most Floridians are. We are not a state of the extremes,” Buckhorn said, according to Tampa Tribune reporter Chris O'Donnell. “We are people who…

Kriseman to ask council to stay the course on Pier process

Predictably, St. Pete Mayor Rick Kriseman's effort to get us a new Pier (or an old-but-gussied-up one) by 2018 is stuck in the mud for the time being. But Thursday, writes Tampa Bay Times reporter Waveney Ann Moore, Kriseman plans to go to the city council to remind them why it's important that the Pier…

Sh*t happened 4/6/15: Bella’s fire, bees & Princess Leia

Slater slid down the wall to hunker on his ankles, and pulled the stinking thrift-store trenchcoat tighter around him. He tried to listen through the sounds of the rain pouring off old steel onto ancient brick, tried to hear if they were coming, but his senses were shot after a weekend of turnarounds and upheavals.…

The Laugh Tract — Who’s Bringing the Funny

Bill Burr performs two shows at Ruth Eckerd Hall Saturday night. Locals take center stage in many comedy clubs this weekend, with varying styles and stage material. But there are also touring headliners if you want someone well-traveled. And if you want to see a big name on stage, one of the best will be…

Bill Nye vs. the naysayers on climate change

Does Governor Rick Scott refuse to deny climate change out of love for campaign donations from major polluters? Or does he actually believe that the planet is 6,000 years old? Whatever the answer, it sure as hell is frustrating that climate-change deniers choose to ignore the overwhelming scientific consensus that the earth’s average temperature is…

Duke Energy to boost its solar use a skoche

Duke Energy, that wonderful champion of environmental and consumer causes, has announced plans to expand its solar operations some 500 kilowatts over the next decade, essentially doubling the state's current solar output. The energy giant has long drawn criticism from environmental advocates for brushing off renewable energy sources like solar by, among other things, making…

Beckner to run for Hillsborough Clerk

Hillsborough County Commissioner Kevin Beckner has been a champion of progressive causes on the Board of County Commissioners since he was elected in 2008. He was the sole Democrat on the board at a time when Tea Party rhetoric seemed to dominate the conversations that occurred on the dais, especially when it came to things…

Sh*t happened 4/3/15: KKK corrections officers, Bitcoin bowl & more

Merle Haggard wrote, "someday we'll look back and say it was fun." Liam Gallagher sang, "Don't look back in anger." Neither of these perspectives applies to Thursday. USF is investigating the Cornerstone Christian Church for possible violations of university policy (as well as state or federal law) because of its relation to Arizona's Faith Christian…

Actors “protest” land buy aimed at Everglades restoration

We don't often venture far beyond the homestead in our bloggings, but sometimes an occurrence is so special we must bend the rules a bit. The cross-state incident requiring our attention occurred earlier today in West Palm Beach, where the South Florida Water Management District was meeting. The district is currently weighing a land deal…

Buckhorn asks NCAA to ditch Indiana in 2016

Fresh from a most glorious swearing in ceremony, Tampa's benevolent overlord has asked the NCAA's president to consider bringing its 2016 women's basketball tournament back to the Amalie Arena next year. Those of you who have recently driven around Channelside while lost downtown have probably noticed NCAA Women's Final Four banners hanging from the stadium,…

Monster truck visits children’s hospital, annihilates nothing but the blues

Yesterday, the Hall Brothers Racing Team brought Raminator — an eight-time Monster Nationals champion and Guinness Book of World Records holder for fastest monster truck — by the Shriners Hospital for Children in North Tampa to entertain the kids undergoing treatment for various burns, injuries and orthopedic conditions. The truck and team are currently on…

Poet’s Notebook: Bus stop

There are badgers and bidgers and bodgers and a Super-in-tendent’s House There are masses of goats, and a Polar, and different kinds of mouse. Around 10 a.m. one morning on April 5, 2007 — during National Poetry Month — a huge yellow bus maneuvered the tight turns on Wildwood Lane and pulled onto the small…


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