Jun 3-9, 2010

Jun 3-9, 2010 / Vol. 23 / No. 12

Tonight’s Top Chef Masters preview: The final countdown

Oh my goodness, this is it. We're finally down to the finale episode of  Top Chef Masters (and I thought it wouldn't come soon enough). The trio of chefs remaining are Susur Lee, Rick Moonen, and Marcus Samuelsson. The first preview video (below) doesn't really reveal much, it's just an overview of the chefs, their…

Dreaming of booze

“DM, I had a dream last night I was shark and the ocean was Jack Daniels and every one else was a fish inside pitchers of beer. Weird” (sic) This one’s easy. It’s a compensation dream. Dream Momma understands that every man secretly wants to be a manly man, drink hard, play hard, and make…

Concert review: Citizen Cope at Jannus Live (with video)

It’s Friday night and I’m standing amidst the swarm of Citizen Cope lovers who've arrived at Jannus Live for the musical mixology of Clarence Greenwood and Co. The crowd of 20- to 50-somethings howl and whistle in between sipping cocktails as pink and blue-hued light beams over the masses. Greenwood conducts the scene from the…

Kelly Steele – Contributor

Kelly Steele is trying to find her place in the world. In between collecting things, sneezing, listening to outdated music and fighting for the feminist cause (yes, there is still a feminist cause), she spends her time at the University of South Florida in St. Pete working towards that little piece of paper that will…

Restaurant News: Shor American Seafood Grill on Clearwater Beach

A seafood grill in a big pink hotel on the Gulf of Mexico? You won’t find fish tanks, tropical-colored dinnerware or old world stuffiness here. Shor American Seafood Grill in Clearwater Beach’s Hyatt Regency Resort is a fresh restaurant for a youthful crowd.  The menu itself reinforces this casual vibe by encouraging you to “Catch…

Theater Review: Jobsite’s Dead Man’s Cell Phone rings true and false

Dead Man’s Cell Phone is a tantalizing play: original, unpredictable, poignantly lyrical at times and then suddenly obscene. But I don’t think it ultimately works. The major themes of the play — the ubiquity of cell phones, the attempt to deceive an egocentric dead man’s loved ones into thinking he truly cared for them, and the…

Tonight at Ruth Eckerd Hall: Peter Frampton and YES

Ruth Eckerd Hall hosts a double bill of progressive rock groundbreakers tonight. Symphonic-leaning YES are British purveyors of such classic rock hits as “Roundabout” and “Owner of a Lonely Heart.” Grammy-winning ‘70s guitar whiz Peter Frampton (“Baby I Love Your Way,” “Do You Feel Like We Do,” pictured, photo by Denis O'Regan) is touring in…

CD review: Ratatat, LP4 (XL Recordings)

For all their experimentation and innovation, the albums Evan Mast and Mike Stroud release as Ratatat show a very classic musical evolution, cementing familiar, recognizable characteristic traits while also reaching restlessly beyond them in different directions for new and personally exciting elements. It's a process beneficial for both artist and listener, and these two guys…

New hotel in Rome is garbage, literally

Yes, you heard correctly: one of Rome's newest hotels is made of garbage (except for its actual structure). The building, located on Capocotta Beach, is aptly named Save the Beach Hotel because it was created to raise awareness about the trashy state of many of Europe's beaches. The hotel is covered with over 26,000 pounds…

Graphic novel review: Wildstorm’s A God Somewhere

As I left my mother’s womb in December  of '84, I’m fairly certain I was only crying because I’d missed so many issues of Uncanny X-Men. I am a comic fan. And while most of you out there may not treat every Wednesday like a mini-holiday (it’s new comic day), it’s safe to say that…

Do It Today: Say “yes” to YES and Peter Frampton, a farcical guide to Dating, Mating and Marriage at the Straz, and Singing for Sisters at Skipper’s

A double bill of progressive rock groundbreakers. Symphonic-leaning YES are British purveyors of such classic rock hits as “Roundabout” and “Owner of a Lonely Heart.” Grammy-winning ‘70s guitar whiz Peter Frampton (“Baby I Love Your Way,” “Do You Feel Like We Do”) is touring in support of a new album, Thank You Mr Churchill, approved…

More research for USF and NOAA to link deep-water “plumes” to BP oil leak

St. Petersburg, Fla.- Researchers at the University of South Florida’s College of Marine Science and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration announced today that layers of degraded oil found in the subsurface of the northern Gulf of Mexico cannot be directly linked to the Deepwater Horizon spill until further research is conducted. “We have not…

Exercise ebb and flow: sometimes you need a gym-cation

Whether or not we like to admit it, there is an ebb and flow of exercise.  Everyone goes through exercise lulls and cheat streaks. Heck!—Even professional athletes have an off-season.  Last year, I wrote about instinctive exercise and why it isn’t instinctive for us to be physically fit.  At the time, I’m sure I wished…

St. Pete Democratic activist says he may oppose Arthenia Joyner

St. Petersburg based Democratic party activist David Schauer, treasurer for the Pinellas County DEC as well as for St. Pete Pride, says he’s disgusted with District 18 state Senator Arthenia Joyner, and is strongly considering challenging her in the August 24 Democratic primary. Schauer told CL today that he will travel to Washington next week…

Celebrate World Oceans Day today, June 8 (videos)

, officially recognized by the UN as June 8th, is a day when we all should be thinking about our oceans and ways to protect them. This rings especially true in a time like this where our Gulf Coast waters and sea life have been so horribly devastated. The Ocean Project gives us some great…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Tuesday, June 8: World of Beer Brewery Night. Four premium Southern Tier suds are on draft, and a rep is on hand to guide you in your quest for the holy ale. 8-10 p.m., 5226 Fourth St. N., St. Petersburg (727-525-4589) Wednesday, June 9: Central Cigars Belgian Beer Night. If you're in the mood for…

Bring out your undead! St. Pete’s newest publishing house, Zombie Nation Publishing, seeks submissions

Zombie Nation Publishing,? ?the newest publisher in St.? ?Pete,? ?arose from the wildly successful anthology ZOMBIE ST.? ?PETE,? ?released in? February at the St.? ?Petersburg Pier.? ?Featuring an introduction penned by up-and-coming zombie superstar S.? ?G.? ?Browne and short stories written by local authors,? ?the book attracted attention like shambling corpses to a slumber party.?…

Misconception of the young athlete

I'd like to challenge the notion that professional athletes are nothing but thugs, criminals and all around bad guys. As a guy who has covered sports for three years and has always worn his love for sports on his sleeve that's one misconception that I hear from the average non-fan on a day-to-day basis. For…

New study finds that lesbian parents raise superior children

A new 24-year study published in the journal Pediatrics, found that the children of lesbian parents have fewer behavioral problems and higher intelligence than their peers. Researchers followed 78 children conceived through artificial insemination between 1986 and 1992 to lesbian mothers. The data was collected through  a series of interviews and questionnaires completed when the…

Huge primary election in 11 states, including California; Another orca dies at SeaWorld; and Gov. Crist takes up suggestion from CFO Sink in helping out businesses affected by the oil spill: Mitch Perry Report 6.8.10

Today is the single biggest primary election day of 2010 with voters in 11 states going to the polls, including the big one – California; Another orca has died at SeaWorld.  This time it's a year old orca who died giving birth; Download the report here. And Charlie Crist takes up Alex Sink's suggestion to…

Economist says oil spill could cost Florida 39,000 jobs

University of Central Florida economist Sean Snaith is predicting that an early analysis of the Gulf oil disaster could cost the state $2.2 billion, and over 39,000 lost jobs. The News Service of Florida reports: Snaith also said about 39,000 jobs could be eliminated in coming weeks, as the leisure, hospitality and fishing industries retrench…

Lots of new music out this Tuesday, June 8: Christina Aguilera, Blitzen Trapper, Deer Tick, Teenage Fanclub, Nada Surf, Lil Jon, Viernes, and more (with video)

This week’s new music releases. To see last week’s breakdown of releases (out June 1), click here; and for releases out May 25, click here. , White Crosses (Sire / Wea) Gainesville's favorites release a fifth studio album and swing by the Ritz Ybor with the Silversun Pickups on Friday, June 18. Christina Aguilera, Bionic…

Concert review: The Swell Season at Hard Rock Live, Orlando

To really appreciate the music of The Swell Season, you need to have seen the 2007 Irish independent film, Once. The film tells a story of a struggling musician (Glen Hansard) who develops a friendship with a young woman (Markéta Irglová, both pictured right). They begin creating music together and ultimately fall in love, though…

Bonnaroo weekend 2010: A survival guide to popping your ‘Roo cherry

In less than 72 hours, a sweaty valley nestled between Nashville and Chattanooga will swarm with 80,000-plus stoners, hippies, jocks and crusty jam band babies. Some of you, including my 'roo coverage partner, Andrew Silverstein, are what I call “roogins.” Virgins to Bonnaroo that are eager to experience every sound and probably a few mind-altering…

The NBA fan’s newfound obsession with Rajon Rondo

is slowly becoming a household name. While doing so, he might just land himself another NBA championship. Rondo, the young, Celtics’ point guard, is taking these playoffs by storm. So far, he’s averaged seventeen points, ten assists and six rebounds, including a eye-popping 29, 18 and 13 performance against LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers.…

Mighty Mongo was a big bang at Got Jokes? season finale

Got Jokes? Entertainment and NOVA 535 hosted the season two finale of their Big Bang Show this past Thursday, June 3, with a lineup of five of the Bay’s most impressive talents vying for the $1,000 cash prize. This reporter was sure that Mark Byrne “The Balloon Guy” secured first place when he climbed inside…

CL Party Pics: The Castle’s third annual Beach Party (5-30-10)

Last Sunday, May 30, The Castle in Ybor City hosted their third annual Memorial Day Beach Party. The Castle staff put on one badass beach party, equipped with an inflatable pool, a sprinkler system, music and endless amounts of booze. The Party: The Castle's third annual Memorial Day Beach Party with DJs Sean and Jason…

The Battle of Upham Beach, part 2: The great sand debate

This ensuing article is the second piece of the Upham Beach series, the first being: "The Battle of Upham Beach: Groins – not just a pain in the pass". In understanding the irony of the situation: Upham is a feeder beach, meaning sand transports from Upham’s land mass southerly from Sunset Beach, according to the…

FL journalism awards: CL’s Mark Leib named top critic

Mark E. Leib, longtime theater critic for Creative Loafing Tampa, has won the top award for Criticism in the 2010 Sunshine State Awards, a statewide competition recognizing Florida’s best journalism of 2009. The winners were announced Saturday night at a ceremony at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. CL also took home awards…

LeMieux says Obama needs to be hanging in the Gulf longer; John Kerry says his climate change bill is required more than ever in the aftermath of the spill, and Time mag looks at why Kendrick Meek doesn’t get any respect: Mitch Perry Report 6.7.10

As the first real tar balls from the oil gusher hit Florida beaches late last week, the Sunshine State is now becoming part of the national nightmare in terms of news coverage, and both Governor Crist and Senator Nelson went on national TV yesterday to decry what's happening, while at the same time trying to…

Swinger dynamics: differences make it work

If all swingers were the same, no one would swing. Each person's individual motivations for being a swinger is what keeps the encounters fresh and exciting. I like the newness of each person I meet and I thrive off the excitement of each new experience.  A fellow swinger enjoys the aspect of friendship, the trust…

Photo highlights from the 2010 Tampa Bay Living Green Expo

The fifth annual Tampa Bay Living Green Expo was held this weekend at the Coliseum in Downtown Saint Petersburg.  The 2010 edition featured over 75 exhibitors, activities for the whole family, and new ways to go green.  There were lots of giveaways, as well free plants and information on recycling.  Attendees learned how to start…

Concert review: Blackberry Smoke at The Social in Orlando

As I turned off North Orange Street into a parking lot behind The Social, I was immediately struck by how empty everything seemed to be. I wrote this off to the early hour and held out hope that there would be a good turnout for Atlanta-based, southern rock outlaws Blackberry Smoke. For a town best…

LeMieux bashes Obama on oil spill reaction

As the first signs of the BP oil gusher in the gulf hit Florida beaches last Friday, the Sunshine State's leaders, Governor Charlie Crist and U.S. Senators Bill Nelson and George LeMieux, hit the Sunday morning public affairs circuit to discuss the latest development in this environmental horror show. Nelson found himself in the paradoxical…

Was Rays Jersey Choice Slap In The Face To Bolts

For those of you who are not familiar, every year, and with every road trip the Rays go on, Rays Manager Joe Maddon comes up with a theme. The idea is that whatever the theme is, the team will dress like that for the flight out on the upcoming trip. With the team heading out…

Faces of the Trop:Bill Wertz

Periodically I will try to bring you the story of some of the people you may or may not get to see on your visits to Tropicana Field. These stories will be called "Faces of the Trop" and will include behind the scenes stories of those who make game day at Tropicana Field what it…

Tampa International airport board member announces new online marketing survey as a step towards getting more direct flights to and from TIA

CL readers may recall our story last December (called Tampa International Airport ain't very international.  Is that a problem?)that examined the tensions on the Hillsborough County Aviation Authority and in the community about TIAs lack of virtually any direct international flights. That tension began when relatively new board member Steve Burton challenged then airport director…

Celebrate local restaurants during Restaurant Week, June 17 – 27

Do you like dining out? If so, join Creative Loafing in celebrating Bay area restaurants during our Third Annual Restaurant Week Tampa Bay! From June 17 – 27, Creative Loafing will be partnering with select Bay Area restaurants to offer three-course, prix fixe menus for $25 and $45. That means for a limited time, you…

Vampire Weekend stops by The Colbert Report

Beneath Stephen Colbert's hilariously iron- fisted exterior lies the heart of a trendy, middle-class twentysomething apparently.  That or he just really knows his demographic.  Either way, the titan of thruthiness has been on his game as of late inviting some choice indie acts – The Mountain Goats, T.V. On the Radio, and The Hold Steady…

Grow organic with Green World Path in Brooksville

In my last post, I mentioned the company Green World Path. I'd like to dedicate this post to telling you all the wonderful things they are doing, right here in Brooksville. The company started just 3 years ago as a  manufacturer of organic fertilizers and non toxic pest control. On a daily basis, they are teaching…

Safe, all natural repellent to keep the bugs at bay

I am that person where a mosquito could be buzzing around 100 people and I would be the one being bitten. I later found that lavender oil does a nice job at keep them away. However, in the process of deterring bugs, I have succeeded in deterring my husband as well, seeing as he can't…

St. Pete passes tough panhandling law; Bud Chiles confirms he’s a candidate for governor, but not as a Democrat, and the Republican Attorney General candidates debate in St. Pete: Mitch Perry Report 6.4.10

It went on for several hours last night, but in the end the St. Petersburg City Council passed a tough anti-panhandling provision that critics say is an "assault on the poor"; Democrats in Florida have been wondering if Bud Chiles would enter the race for governor and challenge Alex Sink.  Well, he did yesterday, though…

Life As We Blow it: Feeling their pain

In the past, I thought it was funny when a group of my friends sat talking about how people used alcohol as a crutch, meanwhile passing around the bong for the seventh time. Now, I think it's sad and inhumane when my friends bitch about "pill mills," and the "degenerates" that frequent them, between beers…

Panhandling ban passes in St. Pete

Panhandlers have been outlawed in St. Petersburg. City Council members listened as business owners, homeless activists, homeowners and newspaper “hawkers” voiced their opinions on the ordinance before it passed last night at 10:30 p.m. The new ordinance states that no one can solicit cars on sidewalks or medians in St. Pete. The ordinance not only…

New Jay-Z track, “Ultra”

's posted a new Swizz Beats-produced Jay-Z track called "Ultra".  Who knows where or when this track will show up again though.  Pitchfork thinks the multiple Diddy nods might indicate that the track, or at least part of it, will be featured Sean Combs upcoming "electro-hip-hop-soul funk" album Last Train to Paris coming out on…

3 Guys & the Quest for the Holy FAIL — The Podcast: Troll 2, starring people who never acted again and no trolls whatsoever (with trailer and special, movie-inspired drink recipe!)

Somewhere deep within the annals of wretched movie-dom stands The Holy FAIL, the best worst movie ever made. In search of said cinematic bile are The 3 Guys, brave heroes like no other. If a poorly suited monster or a dangling boom mic appear on screen, the 3 Guys have seen it. They do it all…

CD Review: Melvins, The Bride Screamed Murder

After a disappointing 2009 noise/remix release, Chicken Switch, the mighty Melvins last Tuesday released The Bride Screamed Murder on Ipecac Records – their 18th LP, and their third recording as a quartet. In 2006, The Melvins asked both of the dudes in Big Business (Jared Warren and Coady Willis) to join the band. Yes, that…

Florida GOP attorney general candidates show and tell some in St. Pete

The four men and women who want to be the Republican nominee for attorney general convened Thursday afternoon in St. Petersburg for a debate at the Suncoast Tiger Bay Club. Four, you might wonder?  In addition to former Hillsborough State Attorney Assistant and spokesperson Pam Bondi, former Agency for Health Care Administration Secretary Holly Benson…

Oil flow likely to end up in the Atlantic by summer’s end

A video animation of the potential path of the oil spill was released today by NCAR (The National Center for Atmospheric Research) depicting the flow of oil making its way into the Atlantic Ocean by some time this summer. NCAR repports: The computer simulations indicate that, once the oil in the uppermost ocean has become…

M.I.A. releases controversial video, feels mis-repped by the New York Times (truffle fries, anyone?), launches online assault (with video)

Sheesh, it's been a crazy few weeks for Sri-Lankan pop star Maya Arulpragasm, or, as the rest of us know her, M.I.A. FIRST, she released the ultra-violent, beat-you-over-the-head symbolic short film/music video for the song "Born Free" off her upcoming album, Maya. The uber-NSFW video depicts a SWAT team-like brigade invading the homes of, and…

Steroids in cycling: Floyd Landis, Lance Armstrong and an accusation of my own

Professional cycling continues to prove it’s a shady business. Floyd Landis recently accused his former racing partner and seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, of taking steroids. His allegations made national headlines as statements like these always do when those accused are as accomplished as Armstrong. Landis’ comments turned out to be largely unfounded…

Green burials: Reducing your carbon footprint even after you die

You do everything you can to minimize your carbon footprint during your life. You drive a Prius. You bring your own canvas bags to the grocery store. You even change every light bulb in your house. But what happens after you die? How can you ensure that this green Earth will continue on for those…

3 Guys & Glee — The Podcast: Ep. 21, “Funk”

There was some serious funk going on in the penultimate episode of Glee. Some of our favorite characters reared their dark side, while others showed an unwanted sensitive side, as the New Directions geared up for the showdown in next week's regionals. The 3 Guys crew cover what the funk happened with Jessie, whether our…

Celtics-Lakers hard to predict

The NBA Finals begin tonight in Tinseltown, as the two most revered franchises in the history of professional basketball begin their best of seven series, with the L.A. Lakers holding the home court advantage, and thus, perhaps the edge in this closely contested match-up. Much has been made of this classic 80's rivalry, but more…

The bite-sized McDonalds McRibbles: Is this for real?!

This leaked image of the possibly new McRibbles from McDonalds has swept the blogosphere like wildfire this week, displaying what looks to be a bun-less version of the infamous and highly coveted (by people who eat this sort of thing) McRib sandwich. The McRibbles are to the McRib what chicken nuggets are to the McChicken…

Jim Greer indictment dominates political news cycle, Bill Nelson still calling for the military to call the shots in the oil spill crisis, and NBA Finals begin: Mitch Perry Report 6.3.10

The major news today is reaction to the arrest and announced indictment of former Florida Republican chairman Jim Greer, charged with six counts of alleged theft and fraud.  Our thoughts are on why one candidate whose mission was to clean up the mess fared so poorly this year; As folks in the Panhandle prepare for…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: Rebecca Zapen, Alias Punch, Huey Lewis & the News, Rev. Horton Heat, Steve Connelly, Jukebox the Ghost, Carole King & James Taylor, and more

The following is a quick breakdown of the weekend's most worthy concerts (i.e., those ones you need to know about in order to get on with your live music life) beginning Thursday, ’cause that's when the weekend really starts… For a more comprehensive schedule of this weekend’s offerings and beyond, check out our Upcoming Concerts…

Splendid acting and FX help Mary Poppins soar at the Straz Center

Mary Poppins is, at its core, a fantasy about healing. At the start, the Banks family is broken: the children are so wild, no nanny can manage them, and paterfamilias George is fixated on business. Into this wounded household comes the magician figure, Mary Poppins, who brings the children happily under control, and helps turn…

Wanna rent a museum? Pinellas County’s now-empty Gulf Coast Museum of Art

Back when the Gulf Coast Museum of Art welcomed visitors to Largo's Pinewood Cultural Park, a lazy Saturday afternoon could be spent visiting the museum and touring the adjacent Florida Botanical Gardens. Taking in a Theo Wujcik retrospective or the museum's impressive permanent collection of Florida artists, then strolling amid the bromeliads and cacti? It…

What secret technology is DARPA hiding from us?

I recently stumbled on the online Straight Dope and, since you seem to be the guru of all things, decided to ask a question. How many years ahead of us is DARPA, technologically, and what secrets do you think they may be hiding from us? —A curious kid P.S. Do you think a rail gun…

Do It Today, Theater Edition: Jobsite’s Dead Man’s Cell Phone, Gorilla’s Young Dramatists Project, USF’s Melancholy Play and Samuel French’s Night of One-Acts @620

When it comes to quirky, thought-provoking theater, the folks at Jobsite rarely disappoint, and their latest production looks to be right in their aesthetic wheelhouse. Written by Sarah Ruhl, a Pulitzer Prize finalist for The Clean House, Dead Man’s Cell Phone centers on a woman who answers the cell phone of — you guessed it…

Scott Maddox to Dean Cannon and other pro offshore drilling Republicans : You owe Florida taxpayers $200K

CL predicted after hearing WUSF radio's report about a $200,000 study requested by Florida House Republicans regarding off-shore drilling that somehow escaped initial media scrutiny earlier this spring that Democrats – unless they were absolutely inert – would start raising hell about it. Yesterday, House Minority Leader Franklin Sands called for an explanation from Republicans…

Incorporating organic, nutrient dense foods into your diet

I recently attended a class at Green World Path, a company who manufactures organic and sustainable products for lawns, gardening, golf courses and farms. Every Thursday, from 6 until 7 p.m., they open their doors for others to learn and share different ways of living a more eco-friendly lifestyle. The featured guest speaker that evening…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Farewell to the Island Edition

Welcome back, fans of the CL's Lost podcast! On today's Lost podcast, the last one we will produce, we take a look back at Lost as a now-complete work of fiction and try to make sense of our feelings about one of the greatest serialized TV dramas ever. The crew is beefed up a bit…

Evan Tokarz – contributor

Evan Tokarz attends USF, where he majors in journalism. When he's not wearing out his library card, he likes to play basketball, swim and write in the third-person. If you have the time, send him an e-mail. He  would like to hear from you. email: evantokarz@gmail.com |   Twitter: @EvanTokarz


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