A Lightning fan’s vow: I still believe

One of my favorite musicians, Frank Turner, has a song called I Still Believe. In it there’s the line, “And I still believe that everyone can find a song for every time they’ve lost and every time they’ve won.” Interpret it as you will. In this case, I’m taking a very literal stance. There is…

Jeb to land in Tampa Friday

In any given presidential election cycle, the Tampa Bay area gets a decent share of visits from presidential hopefuls, given that conventional wisdom posits the I-4 corridor is kind of a divining rod for the rest of the nation. The Tampa Bay area is also kind of a political epicenter for Florida, if you ask…

Sh*t happened 6/17/15: Trump, cops and more cops

America is a land of laws. Unfortunately, we don't have one preventing a wealthy, delusional gasbag with all the leadership qualities of a bitter late-season kumquat from turning the dark comedy of our political process into out-and-out satire. Donald Trump is running for president again, maybe even for real this time. Those who care to will…

Lightning give their all, come up short in Stanley Cup Final

It’s been a sad day for Tampa Bay. The Blackhawks’ 2-0 Game 6 victory ended the Lightning’s valiant playoff run and the Stanley Cup Final last night in Chicago at the United Center. They played a record-tying 26 games this postseason — more games than most of players on the team have ever played in…

Yass! Donald Trump is running for president again!

So, first of all, according to Politico, he approached the podium as Neil Young's "Rockin' in the Free World" played, which is basically tantamount to Lee Greenwood's terrible "Proud to be an American" blasting (non-ironically) at an Occupy rally. But Donald Trump probably didn't know that, or care, as he declared that he would be…

Sh*t happened 6/16/15: Bush all in, Bolts fall out

The world didn't end last night, even though it probably felt like it did for some. (And others just got another Sign Of Impending Apocalypse.) The Lightning lost Game 6 2-1, and thus the Stanley Cup. It was an agonizing end to a series that began with an almost unbelievable level of local excitement, but…

The Jebening is upon us

Six months into his run for the U.S. presidency, former Florida Governor John Ellis Bush, now known as Jus' Jeb!, has announced he is running for president next year. Speaking before a crowd of 3,000 in South Florida, Bush said words. "I will run with heart," he said, according to the Tampa Bay Times. "And…

The Weekend Shift: The encyclopedia of hangovers

The thing that hangovers have in common with childbirth is that they’re worth it. They must be, because who among us gorgeous bastards hasn’t sworn off the drink after a particularly soul-crushing hangover, and yet eventually gone back for more. After nearly two-decades of exhaustive research on the subject, I’ve learned various factors come into…

Bishop’s blunder bites Bolts, benefits Blackhawks

After registering just two shots in the first period of Game 4, their lowest single-period total of the postseason, the Blackhawks jumped out to a quick start in Game 5, testing Lightning goalie Ben Bishop very early on. By the 1:10 mark, the Hawks matched their Game 4 1st period total and outshot Tampa Bay…

Activist: Bro Bowl demolition to start next week

Tampa Bay area skateboarders could have one more weekend to traverse the historic Bro Bowl. The popular skating area, located within Perry Harvey, Sr. Park just north of Downtown Tampa, will reportedly be dismantled starting Tuesday, Shannon Bruffett tells us. He heads the Tampa chapter of the Skateboarding Heritage Foundation and has skated there since he…

The Hip Hop ABCs: The winner of Letter P; vote on Letter Q

Welcome back to the Hip Hop ABCs, an alphabetically inclined quest to find the best that rap music has to offer. For each letter, Creative Loafing readers vote to decide which artist or group deserves the most recognition. This week we vote on the letter Q, but before we get to that, we must pay…

Tampa Heights residents stand up against I-275 expansion

Tampa Heights has developed into a vibrant neighborhood and a vital cog in the resuscitation of Tampa's urban core, but a highway expansion plan dating back to the mid '90s is forcing a clash between the area's past and present, creating a conflict that will define the future of the Heights and what the city…

Dark & Sinful: Thanks, I’m stuffed — food and sex

Food and sex go way back. In Genesis, the serpent seduces Eve, getting her to eat the eternal life-ending apple. See Warrant’s “Cherry Pie,” Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar on Me” and Nicki Minaj’s “Truffle Butter.” Watch the episode of Seinfeld where George downs a hoagie while getting busy or 9½ Weeks when Mickey Rourke…

Another day, another food assault arrest in Florida

Earlier this week, we wrote about a Treasure Island man who got arrested after allegedly assaulting his roommate with a slice of pizza. Days later, an Oldsmar woman was arrested for throwing a hamburger at her boyfriend, hitting him in the eye. Two reports of food assault in the week that happens to coincide with…

Florida abortion wait period bill sees backlash, lawsuit

Yesterday, Governor Rick Scott signed a bill requiring women seeking an abortion to wait at least 24 hours between seeing a doctor to obtain the procedure and actually obtaining the procedure, with only a narrow set of exceptions. Its passage in the state legislature during session occurred along party lines, of course, with Democrats criticizing…


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