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Feeding time: The heart and soul of the Seminole Heights blog is moving (gulp) to Lutz! Tampa Bay tax revolt overview. More bad news for Jim Davis: two South Florida Democratic mayors endorse Charlie Crist, including the DINO (Democrat In Name Only) mayor of Fort Lauderdale. A wider view of slippage in Democratic support for…
Cat Trap Fever update
Our intrepid South Tampa cat trapper Petra Gearhart, profiled in this weekâs issue, offers an update on the status of abandoned cats at Holiday Mobile Home Park. As of Sunday night, she has trapped and neutered 80 homeless cats found in the 24-acre trailer park off of Interbay Boulevard. âWhen I took this on I…
Norm Roche’s letter to the editor
Norm Roche was a unsuccessful candidate for Pinellas County Commission against incumbent Calvin Harris, if you recall, and he's upset with a St. Petersburg Times editorial excoriating Pinellas Democratic Chairman Ed Helm on Sunday. Here is the letter to the editor he has submitted to the Times, in full and, as yet, unpublished: Allow me…
Good thing they caught that typo
Tampa Bayâs 10 reporter Mike Deeson thought he had a pretty good scoop: At a time when city of Tampa employees were getting raises around 3 percent, Mayor Pam Iorioâs political guru Fran Davin was slated for a whopping 17 percent hike for her part-time special assistant job. Deeson â who skewered Davin earlier this…
Phyllis’ swift preemptive strike
Congressional District 9 candidate Phyllis Busansky is attempting a preemptive strike against what she believes will be a nasty ad campaign coming from her opponent, Gus Bilirakis, who has hired the same firm that did the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth ads in 2004. She's also getting in a little fear-driven fundraising. On Friday, Busansky's…
Do you, Col. Jones?
Am I the only one who cringes every time I see a Jim Davis Campaign news release that pointedly leads with a reference to "Colonel Jones" as his lieutenant govenor running mate? I know the Democrats feel they have to overcome an anti-defense perception among voters, but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Biggest Waste of Tax Money
Ronda Storms
Worst Local Politician
Ronda Storms
Best Local Politician
Mayor Pam Iorio
Best Local TV Reporter
Gayle Sierens
Best Local Blog
Sticks of Fire
Best Radio DJ
MJ at 93.3FLZ
Best Local Print Journalist
Howard Troxler
Best Lightning Player
Martin St. Louis
Best Devil Rays Player
Carl Crawford
Best Bucs Player
Derrick Brooks
Best Day Spa
Kennedy Salon & Day Spa
Best Clothing Store (Men’s)
Men’s Warehouse
Best Auto Repair
Goodyear
Best Flea Market
Wagon Wheel Flea Market
Best Gym/Health Club
Lifestyles Family Fitness
Best Tattoo/Piercing Parlor
Atomic Tattoos & Body Piercing
Best Art Gallery
Covivant Gallery
Best Theater Company
American Stage
Best Local Band
Giddy Up Helicopter
Best Dance Club
The Castle
Best Live Music Venue
Jannus Landing
Best Gourmet Market
Fresh Market
Best Pizza
Westshore Pizza
Best Martini
Blue Martini
Best Beer Selection
New World Brewery
Best Cheap Eats
Taco Bell
Best Soul Food
Atwater’s Cafeteria
Best Cuban/Spanish
La Teresita
Best Vegetarian
Evo’s
Best Asian
PF Chang’s
Best Outdoor Dining
Cafe DuFrain
Best Non-Chain Italian
Bella’s Italian Cafe
Best Waitstaff
Cafe DuFrain
Best Seafood Restaurant
Bonefish Grill
Best Sushi
Samurai Blue
Best BBQ
Sonny’s Real Pit Barbeque
Best Chef
Chris Cresanta at Cafe Dufrain
Best Kept Secret
Sully’s Beach Gameland
Best Festival
Gasparilla
Best Strip Club
Mons Venus
Best Sports Bar
Ferg’s Sports Bar & Grill
Best Dive Bar
The Hub
Best Happy Hour
Chili’s
Best Party District
Ybor City
Best Beach
Clearwater Beach
Best Neighborhood
Seminole Heights
Morning Roundup
The last week of summer: Katherine Harris is on her own. Oops, maybe not. Tampa Taxi Shots: "I really believe the answer to this war is to kill all Muslims on Earth and destroy any written or computer record of this horrible religion." Oh, and of course, the media is to blame. Davis losing the…
How do I find out what the people of any given year are doing, eating, reading, liking, hating?
To see part I of CL3000's letter, click here. I always turn to Creative Loafing. Creative Loafing. Its funny, when I first traveled back to 2006, I thought my Vortex Widget was malfunctioning; the paper had changed its name to Weekly Planet in 1994, and when I saw the Loafing tag reappear I initially wondered…
Best New Restaurant That Didn’t Make It
Surreal Bowl
Best Food as WMD
Tropical Sunburn, Coconut Bay
Best Martini Garnish
Dirty Octopus, Samurai Blue
Best Coffee
Latitude 23.5 Coffee & Tea
Best Produce
Sweetwater Organic Community Farm
Best Place to Light Up and Nosh
Ceviche Tapas Bar and Restaurant, St. Petersburg
Best Place to Use Dinner as a Grassroots Political Statement
Grass Root Organic Restaurant
Best Condiment
Chile Garlic Sauce, China Yuan
Best Pie (Savory)
Sedanini Alla Bella Brava at Bella Brava
Best Pie (Sweet)
Sweet Potato Pie at Connies Bar-B-Q
Best Udon
Satsuki Japanese Restaurant
Best Dim Sum
Sideberns
Best Quiche
Buffalo Steakhouse
Best High-End Salad Bar
Armanis Antipasti Bar
Best Thai
Thai Sweet Basil
Best Onion Rings
The Press Box
Best Chain Dining
Mellow Mushroom Pizza
Best Late-Night Eats (Ybor)
Tacos at Memas Alaskan Tacos
Best Late-Night Eats (Downtown Tampa)
Fries at Fly
Best Side Dish
Edamame Mash, Restaurant Hapa
Best Miso Soup
Grass Root Organic Restaurant
Best Chicken
Pontes Tuscan Grill
Best New Restaurant
Primi Urban Café
Best Restaurant
Ceviche Tapas Bar and Restaurant, St. Petersburg
Best Wurst
Schillers German Delicatessen
Best Produce Stand
Josh Adams Produce, St. Petersburg
Best Spanish Grocery
El Grande One Stop Supermarket
Best Late-Night Gyro
Angie’s
Best Way to Win Friends and Lose Customers at the Same Time
Opening day at Chipotle in SoHo
Best Pub to Hate On Out of Reverse Snobery
The Independent
Best Pricey Mexican
Algusto Tortilla & Salsa
Best Sushi
Jo-To Japanese Restaurant
Best Place to Make a Friend at a Tasting
Charlies Wine Cellar
Hippest Wine Tastings
Tampa Bay Uncorked
Best Local Winery
Florida Orange Groves Winery
Best Place to Eat at the Bar
Restaurant BT
Best Potato Salad
Louis Pappas Market Café
Best Grouper Variation
Athenian Grouper at Acropolis
Best Empanada
Mr. Empanada
Best Shake
Snack City
Best Place to Get Orange Twist Soft Serve
Sun Grove Inc.
Best Ice Cream
Tanya & Matts Ice Creamiest
Best Alternative to an Egg McMuffin
Baked egg soufflés at Panera
Best Morning Muffin (Human)
Channel 8s Denise Moore
Best Morning Muffin
Village Health Market
Best Bloody Mary Bar
Café Alma
Best Wine Shop That’s Isn’t Vintage Wine Cellars
Wine Warehouse
Best New Wine Concept
Vino 100
Best Chicken Wings
The Italian Way
Best Neighborhood Mix
Pegs Pizza-Cantina
Most Surprisingly Good Buffet
Golden Corral
Best Lunch Pig-Out
Wrights Gourmet Café
Best Urban Craft Fair
Crafting Out Loud
Best Place to Stock Up on Paint Brushes
Central Art Supply Company
Best Place to Take a Class
The Arts Center
Best Programming
The Studio@620
Best Resurrection of a Gallery Space
Para Gallery
Best Exhibit That’s Still Open
Vik Muniz: Reflex at USF CAM
Best News About the Tampa Museum of Art
Bye-bye, Beer Can
Best New Theater Company
Cruciverbalist Collective
Best Monologuist
Bridget Bean
Best Costume Designer
Amy J. Cianci
Best Set Designer
Scott Cooper
Best Artistic Direction
David Jenkins
Best Director
Kerry Glamsch
Best Theater Company
Tie: Jobsite Theater and Stageworks
Best Play
The Goat, Jobsite Theatre
Best Actress
April Bender
Best Actor
Steven Clark Pachosa
Best Culture Clash
Acho Brother
Best Reason to Ask Questions and Demand Answers
Ybor City Noise Ordinance Enforcement
Best Mouth of the South
eFFex
Best Non-Musical Local Music Scene Trend
Bass Players as Brewmasters
Best Unnecessary Reminder You’re Out of Touch with What the Kids Are Into These Days
Underoath @ State Theatre, June 20
Best Adopted Out-of-Towners
Dear & Glorious Physician
Saddest Arts Trend
Tampa Bay’s cultural brain drain
Worst Cultural Setback
The demise of Sunrise Cinema
Best Place to Buy From Local Designers
Neo Trash
Best Crafts
Florida Craftsmen Gallery
Best Art Marketing
Creative Clay
Best Art Fair
Gasparilla Festival of the Arts (with props to Booty)
Best Exhibit at a Gallery
Tie: Metal, Leather, Resin, Wax at Bleu Acier and Twist & Shout/Unrestricted at Florida Craftsman
Best Exhibit at a Museum
Will Boys Be Boys? at GCMA
Best Public Art
Lights On Tampa
Best Retrospective
Photography Past/Forward:Aperture at 50, Museum of Fine Arts
Best Soundtrack for a Friday Night Drive
WMNF’s Soul Party
Best Hurricane-Be-Damned Programming
Ford Amphitheatre
Best Sounding Venue
Louise Lykes Ferguson Hall, Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center
Best Dinosaur (Rock) Exhibit
Largo Cultural Center
Best Concert at a Large Venue
Steely Dan, Ford Ampitheatre, Aug. 10
Best Train-Wreck Show
The Detroit Cobras, Feb. 9, The Orpheum
Best Local-Fan Uproar
The Kosmik Egg Backlash
Best Indie Bar
New World Brewery
Best Local Music Scene Stalwart
Martin Rice
Best Club: Rap/Hip Hop
Full Moon Saloon
Best Club: Dance
The Castle
Best Musical Achievement
The Vodkanauts
Best Singer-Songwriter
Geri X
Best Local CD
When You Get Lost on Those Brick Streets, Military Junior
Best New Band
The Dry County
Best Do-It-Yourself
Acafool
Best Smelly Tourist Gift
A Sea Sponge from the Tarpon Springs dock
Best Post Office
Crossroads Post Office, St. Pete
Best Dentist
Sebastian J. Castellano, D.D.S., P.A.
Best Ethical Repair Shop
Gulfport Transmission
Best CL Staff Colonoscopist
Dr. John Stauffer
Best Plumber
Gary Forbes, Forbes Plumbing
Best Rims
RZ Motoring
Best Travel Agent
Rebecca Falkenberry, Hills Travel Service
Best Car Salesman
Aretta Sevastakis
Best Exercise Class
Brian Gadson’s Aerobics Workout at the Y
Best Improvement to What was Already a Great Airport
Newfangled parking lots at TIA
Best Place to Buy Obligatory Greeting Cards
GCO Gift & Card Outlet
Best Place To Buy One-Of-A-Kind Greeing Cards
Cherie’s Eklectika
Best Place to Tap Your Inner Mexican
RoCo Traders
Best Adult Goods
XTC Supercenter of North Tampa
Best Old-Fashioned Hardware Store
St. Pete Beach Hardware
Best Home Store for When You’ve Overgrown Pier 1
Being: The Art of Living
Best Full-Service Gas Station
Bob Lee’s
Best Haircut
New Team Salon at J.CON
Best Thrift Store for Fashionistas: Tampa
Soho Sal’s
Best Thrift Store for Fashionistas: St. Pete
Salvation Army
Best Men’s Department Masquerading as a Discount Store
Dillard’s at International Plaza
Best $6 Dickies Cap
Army Navy Surplus Market
Best Place to Shop the World
International Bazaar
Best Cigar Store
La Herencia de Cuba
Best Liquor Store
B-21 Fine Wines & Spirits
Best Outfitters
Bill Jackson
Best Place to Find a Hooker
34th Street and Central Avenue, St. Petersburg
Best Incessant Fringe-Culture Rumor
The Bro Bowl’s Imminent Demise
Most Deeply Ingrained Smell of Vomit in a Bar Bathroom
The Brass Mug
Best Anticipated Makeover
Ballast Point Park
Best Place to Get Your Eye Shot Out
Jungle Games Paintball Field
Best Hookah Lounge
Meridian Hookah Lounge
Best Architectural Facelift
Mahaffey Theater
Best Jukebox
Abbey Road Pub
Best Weather Detection System Named for a Deadly Snake
Volumetric Imaging and Processing of Integrated Radar (VIPIR)
Best Win-Your-Dinner
Team Trivia at Ferg’s
Best Way to Piss Off the Cycling Community
Tell them they look dorky in spandex
Best Proof That St. Pete is Still a Small Town
Special-Event Traffic and Parking
Best Temporary Skyline
Tie: Tampa and St. Petersburg
Best Place to Feel Like a Tourist
John’s Pass Village and Boardwalk
Best Rock Climbing Venue
Vertical Ventures
Best Off-the-Beaten-Path Road Rage
The 8th Street N./Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard Junction in St. Pete
Best Road to Killed On
U.S. 19 Between Park Boulevard and Pasco County
Best Place to Get Publicly Intoxicated
The parking lots of Ybor City
Best Pub Porch
Limey’s
Best Unexpected Pooch Parade
Purina Incredible Dog Challenge
Best Mom’s-in-Town Scenic Drive
Roser Park
Best Straight Bar for Lesbians
Emerald Bar
Best Thing About Hurricane Hysteria
Impromptu geography lessons
Best Place to Feel Superior to Tourists
Clearwater’s Pier 60
Best Fortress of Solitude
The Tampa Streetcar
Best Friday Night Dance Party
Rocksteady@8 at Yeoman’s Road Pub
Best Place to Bring the Family Bowling
Ten Pin Lanes
Best Funky Half-Block: A Requiem
St. Pete’s Central Avenue from Sixth Street to Daddy Kool
Best Place to Witness the Ironic Distance Between Expectation and Reality
St. Pete Catholic High School
Best Frat Party Spillover
The Dubliner
Best Free Educational Tour (That’s Fun, Too)
SeaPort Adventure Tour
Best Frat Party Flashback
MacDinton’s
Best Slightly Out-of-the-Way Cheap Drinks
Steve’s Tavern
Best Place to Get Beaten By Your Lady at Pool
Central Billiards
Best Bouncer
Derek at the Garden
Best Up-and-Coming TV News Superstar
Ferdinand Zogbaum, Bay News 9
Best Slumlord
Scott W. Snow
Shadiest Real Estate Tycoon
Kenny Rushing
Most Refreshingly Off-the-Cuff Sideline Quote
Cadillac Williams
Best Achievement in Another Subpar Devil Rays Season
Scott Kazmir Shuts Out Red Sox
Soon-to-be-Best-Loved Local Athlete
Cadillac Williams
Best-Loved Local Athlete
Mike Alstott
Worst Sports Setback
The Bay Area’s Boxing Stars
Best Quick Recovery
The Guzzo Brothers
Best Local Author
Raymond Arsenault
Best Bay Area Tech Head
Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Best Homage
Miles Doran’s “Living Life the Free Way”
Best Local Cultural Website
SoHo Tampa
Best Newspaper for a Nickel
The St. Petersburg Enquirer
Best Print Reporter
Lane DeGregory, St. Petersburg Times
Runaway Media Trend
The Proliferation of Free Papers
Most Hyped Media Story
Alligators Attack
Best New Political Blog
The State of Sunshine by Jim Johnson
Best Local Political TV Show
Flashpoint, ABC Action News Channel 28
Best Local Connection to the Jack Abramoff Scandal
SunCruz Casinos
Best Vegetative State
Ed Helm’s “Unity Campaign”
Best Media Hog
Hillsborough County Commissioner Brian Blair
Best Underdog Victory
Jack Day
Best show of Political Connections
St. Pete Mayor Rick Baker
Most Welcome Departure from the Hillsborough County Commission
Ronda Storms; possible runner-up Thomas Scott
Best Political Bumper Sticker
“You may not want me, but you need me!” – Joe Redner
Best Case of Shooting a Fly with a Cannon
Mary Ellen Elia vs. Lee DeCesare Drury
Best Catfight
Pinellas School Board’s Mary Russell vs. Nancy Bostock
Worst Idea for Renovating the Armory
Ronda Storms’ “Homeless Shelter” option
Most Arrests for a Political Operative
Peter Schorsch
Best Expensive Obsession
Hillsborough County’s Anti-Nudity Crusade
Best Hot Potato
The Tampa Museum of Art
Best Boondoggle
The Four-County Sprawlway
Best Bad Idea
Tampa’s Riverwalk
Best Local (and Laughable) Anti-Immigrant Group
The Tampa Bay Minutemen
Most Committed Pro-War Protesters
Bayshore Patriots
Most Committed Anti-War Protesters
St. Pete for Peace
Morning Roundup
A bit under the weather for a second day, but well enough to post these: Tampa Rail on Ralph Mervine's latest sales job. Democrats in Pinellas and Hillsborough, you ain't alone: Polk County Democrats are dysfunctional, too. Sarasota County blinks in its growth-management war with its cities. WaPo's The Fix blog has primary election winners…
Morning Roundup
Big, big day: Howard Dean, Rahm Emanuel kiss and make up ⦠OK, they don't quite go that far, but the two leading Dems did reach an understanding. Another ass-kissing Tribune editorial about Mayor Pam. This time in defense of not cutting taxes. Just trying to head off the coming ⦠TAX REVOLT!! day two,…
Rather creepy
Bug is a timely production for paranoid times
Homage to Beaulieu Vineyards
Recognizing an American winery’s dedication to excellence
State of sodomy
This just in: Sex is legal in Florida
The Scarlet Letter, 2006
Think getting punished for adultery went out with Hester Prynne?Not in Florida.
Burning desires
The artful Floridians at this year’s Burning Man want to bring it all back home
Cat trap fever
A South Tampa resident helps the other victims of trailer park development
The Wine List
Events around the city
Dancing away a decade
DANCE
Give peace a dance
FUNDRAISER
A darker shade of noir
The Black Dahlia
After sunrise
Channelside Cinemas steps again into the indie film scene
Dancing away a decade
DANCE
WP‘s picks for the week’s best shows
Keith Anderson, Kamelot, Jo Dee Messina
Smokin’ mad
The battle over what is and isn’t ‘drug paraphernalia’ comes to a head
Sights and sounds
Four exhibits stimulate and challenge the senses
Give peace a dance
FUNDRAISER
Night of the Wolfmother
MUSIC
Capsule reviews of recently released movies
Everyone’s Hero, Accepted, The Quiet
Tipped at the line
The Bucs, Florida earthquake
Help wanted
FUNDRAISER
Rock on
FUNDRAISER
Backspin
Ry Cooder’s Paris, Texas
Ready to rumble
A Bradenton gig nearly turns ugly
Help wanted
FUNDRAISER
The Blotter
Bizarre crimes from Tampa police files
Tuesday, Sept. 19 releases
Atomic Rooster, Jonny Lang, The Whigs
Everything in moderation?
Social conservatism isn’t dead; it just smells funny
Crafty fall lineup
Florida Craftsmen Gallery
Bigamy USA
It’s getting harder to marry in multiples
CD reviews
Solomon Burke, The Mountain Goats, Lee Scratch Perry
Outside the box
Deftones add their unique brand of metal to the genre
Medium cool
A hip new lounge in downtown Tampa could be so much more
Light the candles
WMNF’s 27th birthday
Home truths
ART
Nude naked woman
She’s putty in your mind






