Lada Ivanov’s god knew she deserved some slack when interpreting “morality is in the eye of the beholder.” Despite her horrendous upbringing, Lada, a name meaning goddess of spring and love, exhibited good moral fiber, but god feared her principles were going south. “Lada was being corrupted by her fate and real-world surroundings.” When she…
Antonio knew he had to work fast. The security guard had just passed by on his golf cart and he’d be making the rounds again in thirty minutes. Antonio had studied the plans for the plant carefully, and knew exactly what to do. In fact, he thought it was almost too easy. He found the…
Morality is in the eye of the beholder. An opened bottle of red wine sat between us on the table for two. I knew nothing of vintage or what paired well with what meals and selected the most expensive bottle I could afford. The waiter, a dark-haired man wearing black skinny pants and an immaculate…
Morality is in the eye of the beholder. Years later, I still have no regrets about this event or anything that happened after it. Shit happens. More to some than to others. I think you’ll understand when I’m finished. It’s a day that I had looked forward to like everyone else who is anticipating the…
I’m starting to think calling an Uber to move the body was a mistake. Not that calling an Uber was a terrible idea, I stand by the premise, I just didn't really prepare enough. It's not like that's how the date was supposed to end, and I didn't mean for it to happen. Not the…
“Morality is in the eye of the beholder,” Maman said to Papa. Louis didn’t know what that meant but Maman was smiling at him when she said it. Papa stared at him and walked outside. Louis jumped to his feet like he did every morning as if he couldn’t wait to discover what new adventure…
I’m starting to think calling an Uber to move the body was a mistake. The body stinks. It smells like my grandmother’s house… but soggier. Adam insists it’s a good idea. “They can’t judge us. What are they going to say? ‘Hey. Why does your bag smell so bad?’ That would be an instant 1-star…
"When the Waffle House closes it’s time to get the fuck out of town," he mumbled to the table as I sank into the booth across from him. "Oh yeah?" I said as I shrugged off my slicker and shoved the dripping thing into the corner of the bench. I nodded to the waitress as…
“When the Waffle House closes, it’s time to get the fuck out of town,” Jimmy Dugan told me one morning after I poured his first cup. “You’ll know when to leave. Hell, girl, there’ll be plenty of signs everywhere, like cow shit on Dairy Road.” Truth be told, there had been so many signs already.…
I’m starting to think calling an Uber to move the body was a mistake. I should have waited for my car to be ready from the recall repair. Less drama. But dead bodies can be very demanding. No patience at all. They can stink up a situation with their disposition or lack thereof. The driver…
Three days of activities, competitions and cultural exhibits.
All new menu, while keeping a few Fly favorites, and the Fly Margarita, of course.
It’s like Pitchfork in real life.
The shows happen on Thursday and Tuesday.
Horsehwip, Max Norton, Planet Loser and more are also on the agenda.
Hands above the waist, motherfucker.
Will he show off the tattoo?
More money for beer.
The 9-year-old’s episode airs on April 6.
$1 cheeseburgers and free custard for kids? Say no more.
A grand opening is tentatively set for May 24.
Hope they come Bach soon.
Soft opening begins at 4 p.m.
Skrillex side project Dog Blood is already on the bill.
Sake shots all around.
Tickets go on sale April 5.
Did we mention they come with a Twizzlers straw?
The show opens at the Straz Center on April 9.
They’re celebrating their 300th location with 300 seconds of free cakes.
SeaWorld now joins Aquatica and Discovery Cove as the first family of parks in the country to carry this accreditation.
The group is still scheduled to play the Yuengling Center on November 9.
Still no Pre-Fest in Ybor City though.
Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious. Don’t believe me, ask the dishes.
Advocates say guards sometimes deny requests for pads as a way of punishing or humiliating women behind bars.
Under the agreement, Trulieve is allowed to have a total of 49 dispensaries.
Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo present a loving and laughable tribute to tradition.
A week of activity starts on April 15.
Publix is the largest financial provider to the Florida Retail Federation, which has never stopped giving cash to local politicians.
Get a fat burrito, chips and a drink for $5.99.
Guests will be invited to touch moon jellies in the new exhibit.
All entries will be accepted.
Plant-based coffee addicts, this is your time.
The 18-year-old talked about taking a different route on gun control advocacy.
This one is particularly cruel.
The Florida Department of Transportation announced the penalty on Friday.
You can probably still call it ‘The Cap.’
Three key criteria were considered.
Yup, it’s a WalletHub report.
Communication is the key.
Bolts defenseman Victor Hedman also left the game with an upper-body injury.
A lucky crowd drank it all in.
Get your final sips in from noon-6 p.m.
The state’s Board of Governors backed the trustees’ choice in a vote on Thursday.
The gigs are happening in St. Petersburg and Tampa.
“When sexism, racism and nationalism is the agenda… it’s time to speak up.”
Ronnie Dee and Whitney James are back, too.
Iron Reagan opens the show.
Get blessed on a Tuesday.
This isn’t your average Sunday School experience.
The play is by two-time Pulitzer Prize winner Lynn Nottage.
Latin trap and son Boricua on deck.
St. Petersburg Coliseum hosts on September 14.
The proposal comes after voters approved 11 constitutional amendments.
Yes, you can legally own a zebra in Florida.
If you can’t do the needle, pay $7.
The show happens on April 25.
This is your chance to cram as much glass art as humanly possible into a two-and-a-half-hour window.
50+ vendors, 13 microbreweries and live music.
The pop pianist plays Curtis Hixon Park on April 6.
Men Without Hats and All Hail The Silence open the show.
You can only smoke till you pass out, Ray.
People thought they were sending care packages to troops.
Metro Inclusive Health and CAN Community Health will transform the old German American Club building.
The greatest hits for March 28-April 3.
Blue raspberry Berliner is being poured while supplies last.
Food halls are the new black.
Timmy Trumpet is in town, too.
One’s close to home, the other is not.
Badda Skat opens on March 29.
It screens at the University of Tampa.
The show benefits local comedian Clark Brooks, who has racked up some not-very-funny medical expenses this year.
Every first Thursday, beginning April 4.
Dunedin, represent.
The InfoWars contributor is a prominent Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist.
Can’t be a colony forever.
It’s hard out here for a vape.
You can pitch in for the innovative initiative on April 6.
It’s the first one since 1936.
Human Rights Campaign also jumped in for Jane.
CL interviewed Thile ahead of the show at Clearwater’s Capitol Theatre.
The community supported agricultural institution has reached a deal to continue.
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Fried fish, booze and a few underwhelming encounters.
Things are getting beachy in Tampa’s hippest neighborhood.
By fusing Renaissance art with new technology, Sutherland creates 3D printed sculptures that are both timeless and timely.
The revamped production is smart, spastic, campy fun.
