

The Well-Played List, 9-25-2013: Body/Head, Jimi Hendrix, MGMT, Saves the Day, Jesu & more
Music we’re jamming this week; audio, video & Spotify playlist included
CL on the Road: New York Fashion Week 2013, Junk Food Vintage curated by Kristen Cavalari
You know those super cute vintage-inspired tees you can purchase at places like Squaresville? That's Junk Food Vintage, and this time they decided to team up with the NFL and Kristen Cavalari to put out a NFL-inspired collection. The show was set up unlike every other fashion show we had been to. There were four…
CL on the Road: New York Fashion Week 2013, Philippa Galasso SS14
The minute the first model stepped onto the runway, I was hooked. Already there were numerous textures and fabrics creating a feminine peplum waist dress. Philippa Galasso's SS14 collection was filled with flirty pink and cream cocktail dresses with detailed necklines, and almost every piece was designed with a sheer piece on the top or…
Ybor’s Roosevelt 2.0 closes
Arielle Stevenson Bryan Roberts opened the Roosevelt 2.0 in Ybor City with a mission to bring the community together. Monday, the cooperative behind the Roosevelt announced its closing due to a lack of funds. "Ybor is a tough spot for a place like Roosevelt," Roberts said. "It just wasn't financially sustainable. We're going to regroup…
New Music Tuesday! (September 24): Cher, Drake, Kings of Leon, Mazzy Star, Sting & more
Releases out this week.
The Gaily News: Was Matthew Shepard’s murder not actually a hate crime?
Matthew Shepard A new book argues that Matthew Shepard, the Laramie, Wyoming college student who became an icon for the gay rights movement after he was murdered 15 years ago, wasn’t killed because he was homosexual. Therefore, he says, the murder shouldn't be labeled a hate crime. In “The Book of Matt: Hidden Truths About…
Christie Stevens keeps her optimistic eyes open for the money shot
The porn star on how fake eyelashes double as protective eyewear, phone sex with fans, using her college degree in porn, and how her ballet training informs her strip teases.
The 65th Emmys brought to you by the Share-O-Sphere
INSANE MUSICAL POSSE: Jason Segel, Neal Patrick Harris and Sarah Silverman perform a comical number at the 65th Annual Emmy Awards. Love 'em or hate 'em, award shows really can be fun to watch, whether it's to snarkify, swoon or root for favorite celebs and shows. Last night's 65th Emmys had all that and a…
LGBT community wins big at Emmys
The Liberace biopic "Behind the Candelabra" took home the award for Best Miniseries or Movie. Michael Douglas (left), starring as the flamboyant pianist, beat out his co-star Matt Damon for Outstanding Lead Actor in a TV Miniseries or movie. The LGBT community was well-represented among the winners at Sunday night’s 65th annual Primetime Emmy Awards,…
Banned Books Week — celebrating the freedom to read
To Kill a Mockingbird, Catch-22, Brave New World, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn — despite being beloved literary classics, poignant social/political commentaries and yearly staples on course syllabi, these novels were once banned and subjected to censorship. Not even the seemingly squeaky-clean Harry Potter or Twilight series have escaped the reign of book censors. Created…
The Best that we could be
Tampa Bay’s transportation system is in need of an upgrade.
Noise makers
How to deal with loud neighbors and probing questions.
Breaking Bad — recovering from a kick to the stomach
The script and direction beat us up emotionally from start to finish.
No surprise – Alex Sink will NOT be running for Governor in 2014
In the most unsurprising news of the 2013-2014 political season here in Florida, the Democratic party's 2010 nominee for governor, Alex Sink, announced today she will not be running for the party's nomination in 2014. The Associated Press' Brendan Farrington broke the news, but about an hour later Sink herself issued a statement, where the…
Pope Francis criticizes church’s focus on gays, other ‘small things’
Pope Francis has accused the Catholic church of focusing too much on gays, abortion and contraception. In fact, in a recent interview His Holiness says the church has become downright obsessed with such “small things.” While he doesn’t explicitly support any of these matters and emphasizes that the church’s position on them is “clear,” Pope…
Adventures in virginity: building a penis pump at age 10
In grade school I constructed a penis pump out of PVC pipe, duct tape, and miscellaneous medical supplies. I was good with my hands. They had yet to be twisted into useless hooks from excessive masturbation, and my creativity had yet to be co-opted by sex hormones. At the time, abstaining from sex until marriage…
Super-duper kid-time weekend starts today!
Fall is the perfect time of year to celebrate family (pumpkin spice lattes all around!) and this weekend serves up a bevy of opportunities to do just that. The Glazer Children's Museum celebrates its third birthday in style on Sunday at Curtis Hixon Park. An outdoor dance party featuring Baby Loves Disco DJ can be…
Mitch Perry Report 9.20.13: Saluting the end of summer
This Sunday marks the end of summer. Translated for Floridians, that means 3-5 more weeks of hellish humidity and 90 degree plus temperature! But I always cheer the onset of autumn, and especially October. It's when baseball really becomes interesting with the post-season, when college and pro football are in full flower, when some of…
Bay area ovarian cancer survivors are raising awareness
The warning signs are subtle, but a new ad campaign is not.
Tampa Bay’s urban champions
These citizens are bringing their best to the Bay.
Spirited away at DFAC
Welcome the Halloween season with DFAC’s folksy, spooky works.
Ron Bobb-Semple’s day in the Sun
The lifelong theater vet brings his vision to Stageworks.
Hugh Jackman takes no Prisoners
Jake Gyllenhaal co-stars in a suspenseful thriller that will keep you guessing.
Free Speech Radio News broadcast to cease production
The continuing funding problems with the Pacifica Radio foundation have now affected one if its signature programs, Free Speech Radio News. The half-hour alternative news broadcast — which was created as an alternative to the Pacifica Network News back in 2000 — will air its last regular radio broadcast next Friday, Sept. 27. The broadcast…
Good performances save Thanks For Sharing
Recovering sex addicts navigate the Big Apple in Stuart Blumberg’s directorial debut.
Trouble under center
I’ll say it: Josh Freeman is a bad quarterback.
Temple Terrace to observe National Plug In Day on Sept. 28
The Department of Energy reported that U.S. drivers have bought 40,000 Electric Vehicles (EV) in the first half of 2013, doubling sales of such clean vehicles over the last year (only 17,000 models were sold in 2011). Many of those sales can be attributed to the popularity of Tesla, whose Model S was named Motor…
In the wake of a scandal, Councilwoman Lisa Montelione suggests Tampa start taking care of its homeless population
Lisa Montelione For the past several years, the City of Tampa has spent considerable time and energy crafting punitive ordinances aimed at the homeless. But they haven't spent much money actually providing services for them. That's because traditionally it's been Hillsborough County's responsibility to administer those services, but they haven't been doing a stellar job…
Mitch Perry Report 9.19.13 – The jobs-killing bill that just helped create over 1,000 jobs in Hillsborough County
A lot of people have said a lot of inaccuracies about the Affordable Care Act over the years, but Rick Scott stands out. The Governor has been busted for saying at various times that the ACA was not the law of the land, that it will be a jobs-killer and the biggest tax increase in…
Review: Neko Case, The Worse Things Get, the Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You
Six years and two albums after her masterpiece Fox Confessor Brings the Flood — for which she essentially established her own, one-woman genre — the peripatetic Neko Case drops the even more preciously titled The Worse Things Get, the Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You (Anti-). The title offers…
Best show must go on
Rock the Park
Brandon’s culinary Wonder Woman
Della’s After Dark is “Dolce” Debbie Frangipane’s culinary playground.
No place like Tampa’s Pueblito
A culinary tour of Colombia awaits at West Tampa’s Mi Pueblito.
Founders Brewing comes to Tampa
A craft beer lover’s favorite finally hits Florida’s shelves and taps.
Best Ice Cream/Gelato Shop
Paciugo Gelato
Best Mixologist
John Griffiths at Prime Bar
Best Local Personality To Follow On Twitter
Tracy Kennard
Best Local Photographer
Brian James
Best Rays Player
Evan Longoria
Best Spot to Watch the Sunset
Clearwater Beach
Best Music Festival
Gasparilla Music Festival
Best Local Record Label
New Granada
Best Local Imrov Troupe
Post Dinner Conversation
Best Food Blogger
Carlos Eats
Best Cocktails
Ciro’s Speakeasy
Best preservation of Tampa’s rep as a den of depravity
Alissa Nutting’s Tampa
Best Idea for the St. Pete Pier
The Lens
Best actor
Dennis Duggan
Best man to buy a turkey from
Ben Pate
Best surprise brewery opening
Cycle Brewing
Best repurposing of a venue
Ybor City Social Club
Best way to tie one on
Bow Ties & Clutches
Best Barber Shop
Tim’s Barber Shop
Best farewell
of Montreal at the old Czar
Best incineration
Bob Suren Goodbye
Best beer geek invasion
Tampa Bay Beer Week
Best one-man brew band
Greg Rapp, Rapp Brewing Company
Best evidence that Hillsborough county is joining the 21st century
The unanimous vote to repeal the gay pride ban
Best new bar in Clearwater
The “Cindy,” aka Clearwater Independent
Best legislative cajones
Tampa City Councilwoman Yolie Capin
Best upscale fare in a down-home bar
Social, St. Petersburg
Best fringe sports team
Shine Wrestling
Best potential new neighborhood (with a big “if”)
Tampa’s Channel District
Best Barista
Jess Gadreau
Best Place to Take the Kids
Busch Gardens
Best Bank
TIE: Bank of America/ Suntrust/ Wells Fargo
Best Burlesque Act
Vita Devoid
Best of the Bay 2013
Creative Loafing Tampa's 23rd annual Best of the Bay is divided into four thematically organized sections: People, Places & Politics; Food & Drink; Arts & Entertainment; and Goods & Services. We don’t have individual bylines on the critics' picks, but just so you know who to thank (or curse), here (in alphabetical order) are the…
Best Thai Restaurant
Jasmine Thai
Best Southern Cooking
Ella’s Americana Folk Art Cafe
Best game of chicken in a parking lot
Walter’s Crossing
Best Local Rock Act
Trigger City Trio
Best All Around Restaurant
The Refinery
Best Club DJ
MONK
Best Food Truck
Taco Bus
Best Local Blues Act
Damon Fowler
Best new restaurant
Cena
Best awareness-raising exhibition and documentary
Florida Wildlife Corridor Expedition: The Photographs of Carlton Ward Jr.
Best delivery with a smile (and a biscuit)
Jennifer Farr, Rogers Cleaners
Best little girl dresses
Jennifer Kosharek, Eve-N-odd gallery
Best new print reporter, Tribune
Chris O’Donnell
Best out-of-nowhere return to awesome
Fowler’s Bluff
Best bass-less crime enforcement
Tampa’s Noise Ordinance
Best 1926 mechanic shop turned hoarder’s nest turned highly anticipated brewery
Green Bench Brewing Company
Best folk rock
Rebekah Pulley & the Reluctant Prophets
Best Jukebox
The Hub
Best concert relo
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic, A Slice of the Burg Music, Art & Street Festival
Best reason to sleep in
Ginger Gadsden quits the 10 News morning show
Best family ties
Don Zimmer, Beau Zimmer and the Zim Bear
Best live rock religious experience
Ida at the Watermark Church
Best Tarte Tatin
The Black Pearl
Best consignment for divas
Diva Consignment
Best way to get history and exercise at the same time
History Bike Tampa
Best fine craft
Florida Craftsmen
Best bass night
Turbo Tuesday at Fubar
Best new seafood spot
SeaBreeze Deviled Crabs & Seafood
Best place to go mountain biking
Alafia River State Park
Best Local Playwright
Christen Hailey
Best Tampa hair salon and boutique in one
Disco Dolls
Best Instrumentalist
Shaun Hopper
Best Consignment Shop
Revolve
Best County
Pinellas
Best Neighborhood Bar: Hillsborough
The Independent
Best Local Sports Team
Tampa
Best Wings
Hooters
Best Local Fashion Blogger
Xina Scuderi
Best thoroughfare for deep discounts
U.S. 41, Lutz to Bradenton
Best Restaurant Row
Beach Drive
Best dance legacy
Lynn Marie Ruse
Best new activist group
Connect Tampa Bay
Best Cuban
The Floridian
Best display of political hypocrisy
Will Weatherford
Best sporting event with allusions to Harry Potter
Quidditch Cup
Best Head Shop
Cosmic Fish
Best place to score spectacles
The Optical Center at Tampa Eye Clinic
Best high-speed rail
Largo Central Railroad
Best preservation of Tampa’s rep as failing economic wasteland
The reviews of George Packer’s The Unwinding
Best Small Concert Venue
Jannus Live
Best slider
Z Grille
Best chef
Kenny Hunsberger, Loews Don CeSar
Best parking cluster-buck
Starbucks, I-275 and Hillsborough Avenue
Best yoga studio
Yoga Loft
Best repeat performance
Gasparilla Music Festival
Best free food at an art show
USF-CAM
Best legal embarrassment
MJ vs. Bubba the Love Sponge
Best Benjamin Button Impersonation
Dick Greco
Best fugitive streak
The St. Pete Mystery Monkey
Best place for banh mi and camaraderie
Bamboozle Tea Lounge
Best Sushi Restaurant
Soho Sushi
Best diner pie
Trip’s coconut cream pie
Best Cajun Restaurant
Cajun Cafe on the Bayou
Best Park
Lowry Park
Best Local TV Newsperson
Kelly Ring
Best Local Visual Artist
Sebastian Coolidge
Best Local TV Weatherperson
Steve Jerve
Best New Restaurant
Edison: Food+Drink Lab
Best Sports Bar
Ferg’s
Best Local Columnist
Dan Ruth
Best Place to Get Married
The Beach
Sexiest Local Woman
Vita DeVoid
Best Handmade Crafts Gallery
Florida Craftsman
Best new gay bar
Quench Lounge, Largo
Best ride for when you’re feeling green
Mulligan Shuttle
Best pre-Straz cocktails and nosh
Anise Global Gastrobar
Best new theater company
New Stage Theatre and Conservatory
Best use of Facebook as a sales tool
Microgroove
Best actress
Roxanne Fay
Best specialty food shop for Gandolf gourmets
Middle Earth Olive Oil Company
Best TV news team
Mike Deeson, Noah Pransky, and Preston Rudie of WTSP 10 News
Best place to get your zombie harajuku dress
Ravens and Rockers
Best Karaoke
Octave
Best thing to happen to Ybor City’s lunchbox
Sunday’s Delicatessen
Best musical
Spring Awakening
Best queen of green
Marissa Segundo
Best theater company
American Stage
Best show that felt like singing songs around a campfire with all your friends
William Elliot Whitmore with Samantha Crain and Y Los Dos Pistoles at New World Brewery
Best Pizza
Cappy’s Pizza
Best place to have a Good time on a Good Friday night
O’Maddy’s Bar & Grille
Best SRO art event
Dominique Labauvie talk at HCC
Best vocal harmonies in punk
Ink & Sweat
Best voice for backward values in Hillsborough
Hillsborough County Commissioner Victor Crist
Best fabric
Queen’s Fabrics
Best Local Hero
Jane Castor
Best Breakfast
Pinky’s Eatery
Best College Hangout
The Tavern
Best Arts Festival
Mainsail
Best Bakery
Dough
Best “and we thought it couldn’t get worse”
1-800-Ask-Gary becoming MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre
Best Drag Performer
Natasha Richards
Best Gay Bar
Georgie’s Alibi
Best Local Brewery
Cigar City Brewery
Best Draft Selection
Ale and the Witch
Best Historic Building
Tampa Theater
Best Italian Restaurant
Bella Brava
Best Cuban Restaurant
La Teresita
Best Neighborhood Bar: Pinellas
Old Northeast Tavern
Best director
Todd Olson
Best Open Mic Night
Cafe Hey
Best young fans
Regina Spektor at Ruth Eckerd
Best WTF (but in a good way)
Tonight A Clown Will Travel Time
Best salute to art teachers
What Those Who Teach Can Do
Best bar above the fray
The Canopy at The Birchwood
Best nerd gathering
Time Lord Fest
Best aquarium where you eat the fish
ABC Chinese Seafood Restaurant
Best foie gras indulgence
Cafe Largo
Best spice of St. Pete life
Savory Spice Shop
Best “we are the world” food plaza
1300 East Bay Drive, Largo
Best reason to go back to church
Church of Nintendo at Fubar
Best place to buy baseball cards
Triple Play Sports Cards and Memorabilia
Best cinema upgrade
Tampa Theatre goes digital
Best chocolate-covered bacon
Ella’s Americana Folk Art Café
Best way to escape the city without leaving the city
USF’s Riverfront Park
Best Clothing Boutique (men)
Freshly Squeezed
Best Local Radio Personality
Cowhead
Best Doughnuts
Krispy Kreme
Best Outdoor Dining
Bella Brava
Best Tattoo Studio
Blue Devil
Best LGBT Organization
Equality Florida
Worst Change in Tampa Bay Since Last Year
Closing the Pier/The Lens Controversy
Best Clothing Boutique (women)
The Shop
Best Local Band
The Black Honkeys
Best Local Fashion Designer
Kimberly Hendrix
Best Gym
LA Fitness
Best Handcrafted Jeweler
Mavilo’s
Best improv duo
Hawk and Wayne
Best way to rile up Tampa Bay residents
Bogus city ratings
Best Boutique-ification of a Best Western
The Hollander Hotel
Best Local Stage Director
Eric Davis, Freefall
Best artistic director
David M. Jenkins
Best attempt to have it both ways
Rick Scott and Medicaid
Best “don’t fuck with me” photo of a reporter
Mark Puente, Tampa Bay Times
Best bareback mustache ride
One Night Stand’s mechanical bull
Best fishing for minimum-wage jobs while ripping off the county
The Bass Pro debacle
Best blog for when you’re fed up with the state you’re in
Fuckingflorida.tumblr.com
Best Farmers’ Market
Saturday Morning Market – St. Pete
Best rebirth of rockin’ soul
The Laurel Canyon
Best dance classes
Hip Expressions Belly Dance Studio
Best place to sail away
Clearwater Community Sailing Center
Best arts organization makeover
Arts Association St. Petersburg (AASP)
Best body chains
Albisia’s Jewelry
Best adieu
Mindy Solomon
Best Local Rumor
Trader Joe’s Opening
Best Environmental Organization
Tampa Bay Watch
Best Local Facebook Page
I Love The Burg
Best Physical Therapist
Eric Schweitzer
Best Coffee Shop
Kahwa
Best Chinese Restaurant
Yummy House
Best Place to Worship
Christ The King
Best Diner
Trip’s Diner
Best BBQ Restaurant
Holy Hog
Best Architect
TIE: Lisa Wannemacher/Tim Clemmons
Best Group Fitness Training
Pure Barre Tampa
Best Local Programmer/Developer
Luis Gil
Best new no-frills dining in the ‘Burg
Bodega on Central
Best local newspaper reporter
Craig Pittman
Best convergence of arts and science
Community Stepping Stones’ Beautiful Beasties: Facts & Fantasies From Amazing Aquatic Microbes
Best Singles Hangout
MacDintons
Best leprechaun wannabe
Mayor Bob Buckhorn
Best Rays giveaway
The Joe Gnome
Best big box
The Container Store
Best place to drink in the dark
Ciro’s Speakeasy and Supper Club
Best play
Wit
Best tennis lessons
MP Tennis Center
Best example of why regular people don’t run for office
St. Pete City Council candidate Steve Galvin
Best food blogger
Jeff Houck, Tampa Tribune
Best theatrical survivor
Anna Brennen
Best Pet Boutique
Health Mutt
Best collaboration
Carol Mickett and Robert Stackhouse
Best example of why organizing matters
The Straz Center apartment tower project
Best celebrity cuckhold tape
Hulk Hogan and Bubba the Love Sponge’s Ex
Best Sex Shop
The Todd
Best Bike Shop
Flying Fish
Best Lightning Player
Martin St. Louis
Best City
St. Petersburg
Best New Building
The Dali Museum
Best Bucs Player
Doug Martin
Best Happy Hour
MacDinton’s
Best Local Mobile App
TruckSpotting
Best Food Co-op
Sweetwater Organic
Best Jazz Ensemble
La Lucha
Best Local Villain
Rick Scott
Best Bar Food
The Mermaid Tavern
Best Mani/Pedi
Crave
Best Drag Name
Traila Parks
Best Seafood Restaurant
Oystercatchers
Best artist
Theo Wujcik
Best Ben-and-Jerry’s-better-watch-out ice cream shop
Revolution Ice Cream Company
Best gallery
Tempus Projects
Best model train store
H&R Trains
Best last business standing
A & N Italian Pork Store and Deli
Best rodent RIP
Tampa’s Power Line-Chewing Squirrels
Best Strip Club
Mons Venus
Best Dance Club
Czar
Best epic transition
Transitions Closes, Epic Problem opens
Best Sportwriter
Tom Jones, Tampa Bay Times
Best bookstore succession
The transition to new ownership at Inkwood Books
Best soup & sandwich
Banyan Café and Catering
Best wingman
Chris Minner, Tampa International Airport
Best Trivia Night
Queenshead
Best inaugural beer fest
Halfway There Rare Beer Festival
Best concert (medium)
Tie: Grizzly Bear at The Ritz Ybor and Umphrey’s McGee at Jannus Live
Best Local Politician
Kathy Castor
Best Auto Repair Shop
Bob Lee’s
Best Local Dance Company
Moving Current
Best General Practicioner
Gary Holland
Best Film Festival
Gasparilla Film Festival
Best Tea Shop
Hooker Tea Company
Best Local Actress
Roxanne Fay
Best Local Reggae Band
Burning Tree
Best Local Actor
D.J. Holt, MAD Theatre
Best Local Theater Production
Nunsense, MAD Theatre
Best Dry Cleaner
McNatt’s
Best Burger
El Cap
Best Real Estate Agent
Robert Armstrong Casa Fina
Best fanboy hottie living right next door
April Hunter
Best timing
The DOMA decision and St. Pete Pride
Best band reaction to bad concert etiquette
Iceage at Crowbar
Best hardest working brew team
7venth Sun Brewing
Best columnist
John Romano
Best chef without a country (for now)
Domenica Macchia
Best new Florida beer trend
Florida Weisse
Best runway presentation at Wearable Art 9
“Something Borrowed” by Lina Teixeira
Best shrimp appetizer
Pensare Italian Bistro & Wine Bar
Best Pier 60 performer from outer space
Alien Steve, aka Steve Morris
Best journey into Florida’s underbelly
Fringe Florida by Lynn Waddell
Best popsicles
Pop Bandits
Best new fundraiser
Five By Five
Best Pilates Studio
South Tampa Pilates
Best concert (large)
Americanarama
Best new curator
Katherine Pill
Best hometown team made good
The Tampa Bay Rowdies
Best Local Competitive Eating Challenge
Hooters Wing Challenge
Best Massage Therapist
Beth Hardin
Best Chef
Greg Baker
Best Local Jam Band
Cope
Best Local Roots/Alt Country Act
Have Gun, Will Travel
Best Local Character
Joe Redner
Best Bargain Restaurant
Taco Bus
Best Juice/Smoothie Bar
Xtreme Juice
Best Local Activist
Nadine Smith
Best Waterfront Dining
Frenchy’s
Best Local Pop Act
10th Concession
Best Beach
Clearwater
Best Bagel Shop
St. Pete Bagel
Best Wine Bar
Cru Cellars
Best hip-hop artist
Prince Golden
Best public art upgrade
Urban Art Attack
Best secret garden
Mandarin Hide
Best baby momma health center
Thank You Mama
Best Local Bookstore
Haslam’s
Best CD release show
The Happiness Machine
Best residential rhino
Sculpture on St. Pete Waterfront
Best wedding videographer
Lucky Lemon Films
Best Local Company
Cigar City Brewing
Best sport you didn’t know was so popular in Tampa Bay
Lacrosse at the University of Tampa
Best new band
Booker & Norton
Best renovation boom
Downtown Tampa’s history in the re-making
Best sophisticated dive bar
The Bends
Best way to shut up your critics
Joe Lopano
Best reason to get into a fight in ybor
Ybor City Jiu Jitsu
Best move toward improvement
Guavaween
Best smart idea for the Pier
Just demolish the thing
Best Local Punk Act
Saganaki Bomb Squad
Best Scooter Shop
St. Pete Scooter
Best Local Cover Band
Pitbull Toddler
Worst Local Politician
Rick Scott
Best Local Non-Profit
Metropolitan Ministries
Best Local Fiction Writer
Tim Dorsey
Best New Idea for Tampa Bay
The Lens
Best Concert In Last 12 Months
TIE: Kenny Chesney | Slightly Stoopid
Best Local Concert Promoter
TIE: Brokenmold | Bill Edwards Presents
Best Store Staff
Publix
Best Personal Trainer
Ryan Bishop
Best Party District
Ybor City
Worst Local Band Name
Pitbull Toddler
Best Banh Mi
Saigon Deli
Best multi-generational reunion
Jason Smith Benefit
Best gallery scene
Downtown St. Petersburg’s Second Saturday Gallery Walk
Best Theater Company
MAD Theatre of Tampa
Best “that was better than Bon Iver”
Night Beds at New World Brewery
Best sonic evolution
Jensen Serf Co.
Best style on the sponge docks
Sponge Diver Supply
Best Exoti-cocktail
Dean Hurst’s Stolen Idol drink with Buddy Brew coffee
Best Record Store
Daddy Kool
Best literary hub
The UT/Oxford Exchange axis
Best fish market
I.C. Sharks
Best proponent of giving the people what they want
Roger Peterson
Best concert (small)
Ghostface Killah with Adrian Younge at Orpheum
Best move on transportation
Ed Turanchik
Best satirical arrrrrr!twork
Santiago Echeverry’s “Buccaneer Bruce”
Best museum exhibition
To See As Artists See, Tampa Museum of Art
Best thing to happen to Carrollwood
Cigar City Brewpub
Best addition to the political scene
St. Pete Polls
Best Gourmet/Health Market
Rollin Oats
Best public art relo
The Exploding Chicken goes to Channelside
Best Local Dancer
Vita Devoid
Best Mexican Restaurant
Taco Bus
Best Local Soul Act
The Black Honkeys
Best Florist
Potting Shed
Best Place to Get a Speeding Ticket
Kenneth City
Best Frozen Yogurt
Yogurtology
Best Vintage Clothing Store
La France
Best Bizarro News Story
Jill Kelley
Best Neighborhood: Pinellas
Old Northeast
Best Place to Volunteer
Red Cross
Best Hairstylist
Corrine at H20
Best Vegetarian Restaurant
Meze 119
Best burger
Engine No9
Best evidence that Hillsborough still has a ways to go
The vote against a domestic partner registry
Best emcee sighting
LL Cool J at Kristina’s Cafe
Best Free Clinic
St. Pete Free Clinic
Best reason not to hate on those ubiquitous Morgan & Morgan ads
John Morgan is for the people — and for marijuana
Best St. Petersburg ambassadors
Alexander and the Grapes
Best cold-pressed juice
Squeeze JuiceWorks
Best slumlord
Hoe Brown
Best costume designer
Mike and Kathy Buck
Best long-running goodbye to summer
Summer Jam
Best flap over a mural that nobody could see
Barrio Latino Commission & Roosevelt 2.0
Best curiosity shop and craft lounge
Roadside Attraction and Gypsy Camp Craft Lounge
Best sunset shopping
Roosevelt 2.0 Twilight Market
Best Place to Buy Booze
Total Wine
Best Large Concert Venue
MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre
Best media trainwreck
Jill Kelley
Best scene staple
The Vodkanauts
Best Local Choreographer
Erin Tracy
Best Splurge Restaurant
Bern’s Steakhouse
Best Spa
Safety Harbor Spa
Best Pet Sitting
Little Lady Pet Sitting
Best Art Gallery
Blue Lucy
Best Thrift Shop
Sunshine Thrift
Best secret Vietnamese favorite that’s not a secret anymore
Pho An Hoa Vietnamese Restaurant
Best Server
John at Pinky’s
Best Local Literary Journal
Saw Palm
Best Street
Central Avenue (St. Pete)
Best Dog Park
Fort De Soto
Best Eyewear
Lens Crafters
Best Steakhouse
Bern’s Steakhouse
Best Sports Coach
Joe Maddon
Best new print reporters, Times
Anna Phillips & Peter Jamison
Best vegan buffet
Lotus Vegetarian Restaurant
Best recovery
Ernie Locke, Nervous Turkey
Best away shows
Ruth Eckerd Hall on the Road
Best craft beer cheerleader
Paul Unwin, Cajun Cafe on the Bayou
Best dumb idea for the Pier
More proposals!
Best way to confuse hookers on Nebraska Avenue
Proposed name change to Pedro Menéndez de Avilés Avenue
Best Beach Bar
Postcard Inn
Best botched design rollout
The City of St. Petersburg & The Lens
Best Place to Play Pool
The Rack
Best ska fusion
UNRB
Best Soup
Stone Soup Company
Best local foodie radio show
Food Talk with Kim Bailey
Best artistic fire
Duncan McClellan Glass
Best Turkey burger (as in burger from Turkey)
Mermaid Tavern
Best politician, Pinellas County
St. Petersburg City Council Chair Karl Nurse
Best reason to wake up early
Holley Sinn joins the 10 News Morning Show
Best local animator made good
David Andrade
Best St. Pete hair salon and boutique in one
Star Booty & Ramblin’ Rose Upcycle
Best Local Ska Act
UNRB
Best Tattoo Artist
Keller (Classic Tattoos)
Best Local Metal/Metalcore
Flying Snakes
Best Dentist
Ron O’Neil
Best Apartment Complex
Fusion 1560
Best Local Stand Up Comic
Al Romas
Best Neighborhood: Hillsborough
Seminole Heights
Best Indian Restaurant
India Grill
Best Local Beer
Jai Lai, Cigar City Brewery
Best Fishing Hole
Skyway Pier
Best comic book shop for Free Comic Book Day
Read More Comics, Brandon
Best outlet fashion
Dillard’s Outlet
Best Doctor for a Nip and Tuck
Dr. Diaco
Best way to conquer the parking meter
Parkmobile
Best eclectic programming
The Mahaffey Theater
Best police corruption scandal
Tampa’s DUI Department
Best boosterish hype over a mediocre Hollywood product
The Times and Spring Breakers
Best Independent Retailer
Cleanse Apothecary
Best jammy jam
Boca
Best album
Permanent Make-Up, The Void … It Creeps
Best Friday dance party
#POUND fridays at Amphitheatre, Ybor
Best performance art/noise combo
Whitey Alabastard at The Venture Compound
Best teacher’s pet
Gov. Rick Scott
Best Visual Art Exhibit
Chihuly Collection
Best politician, Hillsborough County
County Commissioner Kevin Beckner
Best Reason to Dip Outside the Stream
MovieStop.com
Best wake for a mad professor
Jim Pedigo Memorial Tribute
Best Hotel Restaurant
Oystercatchers
Best future bumper sticker
Back off, you creepy-ass cracker!
Best all-purpose theater duo
Jerid Fox & Joel Gennari
Best zine scene
Zine Fest at Tampa Free Skool
Best way to fill your fridge
Sanwa Farmers Market
Best sign that people are still reading books
The Khaled Hosseini crowd at Tampa Theatre
Best Greek Restaurant
Acropolis
Best night out at watching the fights
Ker’s Winghouse
Best Rowdies Player
Luke Mulholland
Best scene unity show
SubAp’s 2nd Birthday Party
Best Local Hip Hop Act
Crown Marquis
Best Change in Tampa Bay Since Last Year
Tampa Riverwalk
Best Professor
Steve Mlynarek (USF)
Best Local Graphic Designer
TIE: Patrick Stevens/Chad Mize
Sexiest Local Man
Channing Tatum
Best Hair Salon
J Con
Best Local Blogger
Xina Scuderi
Best Florida College Team
Florida Gators
Best Entrepreneur
Joe Redner
Best vendor of healthy deliciousness
Mangia Gourmet
Best Yoga Studio
Bella Prana
Best Weekly Club Night
Filthy Richard Fridays
Best place to join a team
Cinco Soccer
Best place to find a life-size superman
Culture & Thrills Collectibles
Best new hire
Julia Mandell, City Attorney, Tampa
Best grassroots arts organization
Warehouse Arts District Association
Best BBQ man
The late great Eli Crawford, Eli’s Bar-B-Que
Best cultural contribution
Occupying, Building, Thinking …
Best prix fixe bargain
Marchand’s Bar & Grill
Best “I can’t believe I’m drinking here” bar
American Legion Post 111
Best consignment shop for girls
Revolve Clothing Exchange
Best Ob-Gyn
The Womens Group
Best Tampa punk band rocking under the radar since ’99
The Tim Version
Best bagel that makes you think of NYC
Clearwater Bagels
Best spirit of the 600 Block
Bill “Woo” Correira
Best Museum
The Dali Museum
Best swampcore
Recreant
Best retail diehard
North Tampa Photography
Best Bay area breakout
set and setting
Best Movers
Big Boys Moving and Storage
Best Local Singer/Songwriter
Geri X
Best Local Power Couple
Steve and Julie Weintraub
Best Local Website
I Love The Burg (www.ilovetheburg.com)
Best Place to Take a First Date
Clearwater Beach
Worst Sports Coach
Greg Schiano
Best Vet.
Gulfport Vet
Best Surf Shop
Suncoast Surf
Best Sandwich Shop
Lucky Dill
Best Local Zine
Creative Loafing
Best Farm-to-Table Restaurant
The Refinery
Best Local Filmmaker
Ryan Zarra
Best Late Night Restaurant
Taco Bus
Best set designer
Paul McColgan
Best sweet-tooth fix with beer
Rise and Grind Baked Goods at the Seminole Heights Independent
Best don’t call it a bong, bro
Darryl Rouson
Best Hotel
The Vinoy
Best Country Bar
The Dallas Bull
Best competitive facial hair
Freaks and Beards at the Bends
Best appearance by an under-the-radar celebrity
Miranda July, UT Lectores
Best indie rock supergroup
Early Forms
Best new venue, almost despite itself
The Venture Compound
Best Pet Sitter
Waggin’ Critter
Best-looking firehouse
Lake Maggiore Fire Station #8, St. Pete
Best place in five counties to get framed (without needing a lawyer)
The Crafty Framer
Best lighter-than air dessert
Caretta on the Gulf at the Sandpearl Resort
Best PC repairman and reseller
George Kladis at PC Services
Best old-fashioned dessert array
Euphemia Haye Restaurant’s “Haye Loft”
Best Florida county for craft beer
Pinellas County
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